forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Huzzah
A man of quality

she said in her monotone voice that lacks any and all emotion

Thank you dear.

also going to be quite rude to that screen recorder that i installed just to record that one anime i like on youtube so i can save it because apparently it's been "removed from youtube" even though i can watch it just fine.

i literally just spent two hours waiting for the movie to finish. and all i get is a nine second clip that i recorded for testing purposes two hours ago hhhhhhhhh maybe i'll try again tomorrow, we'll see.

Hello this is Moxie's friend John.

My name is Barbicus stranglehold, I am an orc that hails from the barren wastes of Hagranor. Deprived of my essential fluids and spine, I am forced to languish upon this cruel earth in my sorrowful state, wherein I can no longer bring my axe upon the hapless villagers I used to so gleefully raid. My mind is fixated upon one desire; water. Cool water. My immense thirst eclipses event hat of the blinding desert sun that flay my pathetic meatsack that constitutes my skin. I drag myself upon infinite dunes, as buzzards and crows fly overhead, lusting for the day in which my soul leaves this anguish-filled mortal coil. I do not wish to grant them the liberty of my flesh.

With water, I can shape my spinal fluids once more. I can walk again, and feel the rolling sand beneath my feet, so that I may return to my tribe once more and bring my warrior throng to Grumtholog of the dead plateau. Please help me human, grant me the water I so desperately desire.

All I need, to drink water once more, is your credit card number, three digits on the back, expiration date and identification. But you had better hurry, or Grumtholog shall rise once more from his infernal pit to horde a lake of spinal fluid to beckon his dark masters from the nine hells.

Ffs 😂😂😂

Yeah thats John for you

Oml that's the best thing I've read all day

He said he was happy he could entertain random strangers on the internet

Give John a congratulation cookie for me please

Cookies have entered the Chat

10/10 would give my credit card number

I like John. Tell him that. He low-key has Leo Valdez energy.

D: I wish I got to meet him
Tell him I said hi

I like John. Tell him that. He low-key has Leo Valdez energy.

Leo would be like "Bish I don't need water I'm on FIRE BABY"

Stuuuuuuuuuuupid glitch

I like John. Tell him that. He low-key has Leo Valdez energy.

Leo would be like "Bish I don't need water I'm on FIRE BABY"

Reminds me of that scene in the sewers with him and Jason talking.

We must support Barbicus.

I would like to be rude to the worms living inside my intestines. Just leave me alone. Get out of my body. Let me have ONE DAY WITHOUT FEELING LIKE IM GOING TO THROW UP BECAUSE OF THE PAIN YOU ARE CAUSING ME!!

Imma be rude to that bitch ass that put me on blast.
Suck it.

Revenge is sweet and I do feel better now.

that put me on blast.

Got you sick?

No–

It means they called me out in front of everyone I work with (Including my boss) over something that wasn't my fault and made me look like complete trash.

Oh shiiist. What did you do?

BLASTED BACK

What did she do?

He* came into my office and backtracked everything he said.
Which I then relayed to my boss boss, who then blasted him for a second time.

don't fuck with eris

this is the lesson one 50 year old man learned today.

Someone explain to me what tf I drew

Idk… But.. it might be good?

A weird ass furry

Me when I get out of bed

It looks like an egyptian god