forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

That sounded pretty disturbing now that I think about it. I just like reading books from the killer and cops points of view. It is always very interesting.

Deleted user

I'm over here all innocent with creative ways to smoke weed and y'all are like "cREATIVE WAYS TO M U R D E R SOMEBODY"

Deleted user

Lol I honestly don't know what strain it is. I forgot the name, all I know is it's indica.

Deleted user

I can't remember what the question was anymore whoops

Deleted user

I learned how to murder from my 4th grade teacher, you know the icicle trick, but its now spring so like do I have to wait until its winter again?

@santanna

  • Wear a bigger shoe size.
  • Wear contact lenses so if anyone sees you they will get it wrong.
  • Contour the hell out of your face
  • Wear a whole bunch of clothes to look bigger or vice versa.
  • Only pay for things in cash.
  • User a sharp icicle for the murder weapon so it melts away.
  • Buy tickets to a busy show with a credit card and tell as many people as you can that you are going to it.
  • Wear gloves (obviously) wipe down everything the victim touches.

@Kaia

Okay. Got some ideas alarmingly quickly.
-Blend something into a smoothie
-Drown them
-Train something to attack
-Inject lead
Last but FOR SURE not least:
-Step on a Lego

@ScarletAndHerSides

And a small ball is perfect for choking someone because if they get it lodged in their throat, when someone does the heimlich maneuver, the ball would only spin and stay lodged in their throat. :)

@Natasha

Hai there peeps. Almonds. That is all I have to say for now. @Scarlet and @Nerd_Girl2.0 know what I'm talking about.

Deleted user

Isn't there cyanide in some almonds? Or am I thinking of something else?