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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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This.
This is fried rice.

It is perfect and I love it so much

What kind of food do y'all eat, because I apparently know none of it

Well I used to eat things like fish, butter beans, tuna pasta, C H E E S E, etc..
But now if I eat anything that isn’t soft fruits like lychee, passionfruit and mango, then I’ll want to throw it back up

This.
This is fried rice.

It is perfect and I love it so much

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER PUTS CARROTS IN RICE

the carrots and the peas are the best part ngl

Honestly I feel like I should go through and define basic normal foods so the sad, deprived child can understand the life outside the cheese curds

Someone that obviously appreciates good food

Oh! I also used to have egg and rice, and raw egg and noodles

Honestly I feel like I should go through and define basic normal foods so the sad, deprived child can understand the life outside the cheese curds

epic roast, Ella offers hand for a high five

fist bumps

Honestly I feel like I should go through and define basic normal foods so the sad, deprived child can understand the life outside the cheese curds

I know cheese curds! :D
We're known for cheese curds!
We have a whole city named after cheese!!!!

Oh! I also used to have egg and rice, and raw egg and noodles

I almost forgot the veal, ostrich, and animal organs

I love having a notification even though I already read the chat:)

the carrots and the peas are the best part ngl

nooooooooooo, the textures

the carrots and the peas are the best part ngl

nooooooooooo, the textures

the carrots are cooked

the carrots and the peas are the best part ngl

nooooooooooo, the textures

Nah, it’s the egg

the carrots and the peas are the best part ngl

nooooooooooo, the textures

Nah, it’s the egg

THERE'S EGGS IN IT TOO?????????

Gods you need to get out more.
Either you’re playing dumb or your life has been so uncultured that it’s now ridiculous, or BOTH

y'all say "gods" instead of "god" so much that I accidentally said it around my mom and she called me a heretic

I'm definitely not uncultured, so wtf are you kids consuming

And no, I'm not 'playing dumb,' Lee.

The cooked egg is my favorite part
My mom makes r e a l l y good fried cauli rice and it's just

MMM

And cauli rice is… Rice with cauliflower, I assume?

I'm definitely not uncultured, so wtf are you kids consuming

And no, I'm not 'playing dumb,' Lee.

Like I mentioned, kids like me have been consuming veal, ostrich, organs, raw eggs. Anything that can be classed as a delicacy if prepared correctly. You are clearly uncultured if you don’t even know what egg fried rice is? I know the food is bad where you live, but have you never had a Chinese takeaway??

I'm definitely not uncultured, so wtf are you kids consuming

And no, I'm not 'playing dumb,' Lee.

Like I mentioned, kids like me have been consuming veal, ostrich, organs, raw eggs. Anything that can be classed as a delicacy if prepared correctly. You are clearly uncultured if you don’t even know what egg fried rice is? I know the food is bad where you live, but have you never had a Chinese takeaway??

1. I'm not uncultured, trust me.
2. The food where I live is fine lmao????
3. No, I haven't had chinese

Like I mentioned, kids like me have been consuming veal, ostrich, organs, raw eggs.

Not all of us are demons for the love of god

1. If you weren’t uncultured, you’d know what fried rice is.
2. Well either it’s bad, or there’s little variety. Or both.
3. Wow…. that explains everything

And cauli rice is… Rice with cauliflower, I assume?

Rice made of cauliflower
Little cauliflower pieces imitating rice

…It sounds gross at first but it's actually just as tasty and better for you so my mom makes it for me often
(I say me because I'm the one in the family who eats it besides her-)

Like I mentioned, kids like me have been consuming veal, ostrich, organs, raw eggs.

Not all of us are demons for the love of god

No you’re right, I myself am a human. Humans eat these foods, kid.

Chinese take-out is my hecking life

You haven't had good food until you've consumed an entire package of cheap crab rangoons and sweet-and-sour sauce from that sketchy restaurant in the middle of nowhere

Like I mentioned, kids like me have been consuming veal, ostrich, organs, raw eggs.

Not all of us are demons for the love of god

No you’re right, I myself am a human. Humans eat these foods, kid.

And cauli rice is… Rice with cauliflower, I assume?

Rice made of cauliflower
Little cauliflower pieces imitating rice

…It sounds gross at first but it's actually just as tasty and better for you so my mom makes it for me often
(I say me because I'm the one in the family who eats it besides her-)

Then it's just cauliflower though