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peppa pig is over seven feet tall

which means her father is seventeen feet tall

@The-Magician group

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

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Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

No Dominic, he came from the stork

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

According to Sparknotes, I'm going to die of cyanide poisoning.

Wait Sparknotes says stuff like that?

Check the quiz section, it can be wild.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

I love how these statistics imply that in the Clifford Literature Universe there's just giant dogs and it's lowkey normal.

@Moxie group

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

@Moxie group

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

No I’m talking about the name Clorf

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

No I’m talking about the name Clorf

Clorf sounds like a ship between Clifford and someone and I Don't Like It.

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ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

Yeah, it's from when the murders kill Macduff's wife and kids.

Deleted user

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

Yeah, it's from when the murders kill Macduff's wife and kids.

oh

i didn’t get to that point yet

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

Yeah, it's from when the murders kill Macduff's wife and kids.

oh

i didn’t get to that point yet

…..did I just spoil M*cbeth for you?

Deleted user

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

Yeah, it's from when the murders kill Macduff's wife and kids.

oh

i didn’t get to that point yet

…..did I just spoil M*cbeth for you?

some of it

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

"What, you egg? You small fry of treachery!"

omfg is that where that came from?

Yeah, it's from when the murders kill Macduff's wife and kids.

oh

i didn’t get to that point yet

…..did I just spoil M*cbeth for you?

some of it

…..fuck.
Well, I won't spoil the ending.