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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Ella, the person from your church, is he still alive?

So I had this amazing settup for an ideal writing environment during my four-day-weekend and it worked perfectly the first day I used it. I got two chapters done (~4,900 words) and the next day I did some minor editing thanks to recommendations from people on nb. BUT THEN life decided to slap me in the face and take away my motivation so as soon as I got done editing and just sat back and stared blankly at my laptop for a while.

And I got a weekly drawing to do, a resume in the point of view of Shakespeare, and a self-imposed weekly writing to do and motivation has deleted the chat.

Ooh whatcha gonna do, mom?
Make me watch Blue's Clues?

I’ll go to Wisconsin and make you die as you lived you piece of shit

eating a piece of fucking cheese

then on your grave they can put

“Choked on a piece of cheese; fucking idiot”

I hope you know that whole comment changed my entire mood today

Oh mood
Except it's Le Finals Week and I am
Bored

Ooh whatcha gonna do, mom?
Make me watch Blue's Clues?

I’ll go to Wisconsin and make you die as you lived you piece of shit

eating a piece of fucking cheese

then on your grave they can put

“Choked on a piece of cheese; fucking idiot”

I hope you know that whole comment changed my entire mood today

Joke's on you, I don't eat cheese anyways

Ella, the person from your church, is he still alive?

_{he passed away last night…}

_{…i'm still trying to take it all in…}

Ooh whatcha gonna do, mom?
Make me watch Blue's Clues?

I’ll go to Wisconsin and make you die as you lived you piece of shit

eating a piece of fucking cheese

then on your grave they can put

“Choked on a piece of cheese; fucking idiot”

I hope you know that whole comment changed my entire mood today

Joke's on you, I don't eat cheese anyways

oh great, then I’ll knock you out with a baseball bat and hit your unconscious body until you’re dead and blame it on cheese.

Ooh whatcha gonna do, mom?
Make me watch Blue's Clues?

I’ll go to Wisconsin and make you die as you lived you piece of shit

eating a piece of fucking cheese

then on your grave they can put

“Choked on a piece of cheese; fucking idiot”

I hope you know that whole comment changed my entire mood today

Joke's on you, I don't eat cheese anyways

oh great, then I’ll knock you out with a baseball bat and hit your unconscious body until you’re dead and blame it on cheese.

*oh grate

You can use one of my softball bats if you want, the only baseball one I have is the teeny tiny one from the Louisville Slugger museum.

Today I learned if you hit someone in the head with a bag of sand, there won't be any external damage and it'll just look like something went wrong in their brain. Sounds a lil fishy but..
Blame it on cheese

Today I learned if you hit someone in the head with a bag of sand, there won't be any external damage and it'll just look like something went wrong in their brain. Sounds a lil fishy but..
Blame it on cheese

I hate sand. It's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

If you wanna kill me, I suggest a syringe of oxygen between the toes. Looks like a heart attack.

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

Yes, we know. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve suggested that method of murder to someone

nope i might come from a family of being in the medical field but I’m going to express all of my rage in you

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

I mean, you have a point there-

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

I mean, you have a point there-

you are not in control

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

I mean, you have a point there-

you are not in control

I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

I mean, you have a point there-

you are not in control

I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:

I know how to not care because where the hell are you going to get a broadsword from?

i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat position

well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die

I mean, you have a point there-

you are not in control

I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:

I know how to not care because where the hell are you going to get a broadsword from?

…..I could try with the bat?

like you’re gonna kill me with a softball bat

i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat position

a mighty feat we both share, i must say

i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat position

a mighty feat we both share, i must say

Challenge her to a duel.

A certain user just pm'd me and used the phrase "got off on the wrong paw" and now I'm a lot more okay with Emi murdering me

barfs all over desk

hey take me with you, your weapon of choice will be a crab claw and some old bay

Sounds like a good last meal; I'm ready

you have to kill me with them first

it’s my only acceptable death

That's very Shakespearean of you.