forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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im so sick.
so tired.
what is this plane of existance.

Pain

aaaaa

Fair warning my fuse is like .2 centimeters today.

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

Fair warning my fuse is like .2 centimeters today.

same honestly

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

make it look like an accident

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

make it look like an accident

kinda hard to do in a cafeteria filled with people just waiting for the next gossip topic, unless the mighty Eris, goddess of strife and discord (and badassery), has a suggestion?

Banana peel

he ran into my knife 10 times.

Just pull the classic “smuggling 18 deadly scorpions into his backpack while he sleeps” trick
Works every time :D

tripping him on the stairs on 'accident' might be a little more subtle y'all

Who needs subtle when you can be dramatic?

totally don’t know how to murder someone in over 100 ways…

I aspire to have that kind of confidence

Fake it til make it my dude.

Banana peel

he ran into my knife 10 times.

He had it comin'

theater snaps

Poison his food

I literally just walked into a closed glass door because I dissociated so hard I forgot where I was.

heh–I hate being sick.

Nyquil is making me sleepy but redbull is giving me hyper focus

You're lying if you say you've never ran into a glass door

…I've never ran into a glass door
ever

Our one glass door is never clean tho so it's hard to just forget it's there and walk into it

I’ve never ran into a glass door either

l i a r s

I’m not lying, I haven’t run into a glass door yet. Still waiting for that moment just like my fish moment

I have run straight into a person, however

And I mean: I CHARGED straight into that person for a reason I don’t understand today

i walked straight into a stop sign that i had looked at thirty seconds earlier and then looked back at right before walking into, but i haven't run into a glass door. i think i ran into a screen door a few times one summer and broke it tho

I'm proud to say I run into at least one glass door every few months or so.

I’m proud of you

geez you all have such great achievements and I haven't even crashed into a single wall

Yesterday I was dancing in my kitchen and kicked a cabinet. Does that count towards anything?

My teacher walked into a wooden door with his coffee and barely bat an eye

I've never walked into a glass door because I am so paranoid about my surroundings that when I'm anywhere but work I always look at everything so I know I'm not going to walk into anything.
At work is another matter…