“ im gay for anyone who can descend into knives”
“ what could be better? the warm sand of the beach… the nice cool ocean water… the ability to expect good things out of brumbpo tungus”
“ sees another human being time to kinkshame late capitalism”
“ (sighing sadly) i buy communism”
I'm glad this is alive again.
"(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i work on my new book about the cis"
"like this post if you discuss marx"
"im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i be as beautiful as life?"
"im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i be as beautiful as life?"
Me after spending all weekend sorting legos in the basement
lolll
(It's been a while since this has been bumped, but I was curious so) I celebrate space, my new album is called: discuss fire, back in my scene days I tried To gain werewolves
"˙ ͜>˙ run away from dragons "
"imagine your otp preparing to go on a date with transtrenders "
"for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can fear 20 eagles"
I can do that for free
"a dating show like the bachelor but for possums looking to kinkshame the swamp"
So Shrek but kinky?
"i am a fox. i break into the farmers chicken coop. i pray to bitcoins"
Oh hi Nich, hello
"a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm valentines day we celebrate worm love and call me 165 parakeets"
I'd celebrate that
"According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to purchase science"
That you, Victor, very helpful
"sees another human being time to illegally torrent civilization"
You do you ig
"(shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i purchase chaotic geese"
Robin? Is that you?
"slugs dont shitpost about the sewer"
Sounds like something a slug would say….>_>
oh my god i forgot i made this
"i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only spy on taylor swift "
(What the…)