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Started February 10, 2019 by @Elder-God-Jacks347

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"Hey, he just wants to take care of you, let him do his work." She giggled.

“You better not take his side!” He glared. “He’s determined to ruin all my fun”

"So what if I do? What are you gonna do about it?" She wore an amused smile as she raised an eyebrow at him.

“….be mad. That’s about it”

"Aww, come on darling, lighten up." She laughed.

“No. Never. You can’t make me.”

"Oh? Is that so?"

“Yes? Maybe? I feel very threatened.”

"Maybe you should." She stepped before and pecked his lips. "Maybe you shouldn't."

He just blinked like ‘wtf’ seeming to process things for a second before saying “well okay then”

She just smiled innocently, saying nothing.

“You know I hate when you do that. That innocent smile”

"What? Why? What'd it do to you?"

“Because it’s so convincing and I’m jealous”

She burst out laughing. "The hell do you mean by convincing?"

“Well ma’am youve managed to convince people you’re a good person with that smile.”

She flashed him the smile once again. "Not my fault I'm a good actress."

He grumbled angrily under his breath and crossed his arms.

"Aww, relax darling." She giggled.

“Don’t wanna”

"If I have to make you relax, I will."

“Um….is that assault ma’am?”

"Nope, just this." She leaned up and kissed him once again.

“Aaaaand maybe I’m a little more relaxed.” He grinned

"See? It works!"

“Wow you really just know everything don’t you.” He said sarcastically

"Well at least one of us has to be able to keep us alive."

“But it’s so much more fun when you almost die every ther day”

"I know it is but it'd be a shame to watch such a promising client like you die so soon."

“Ooh am I promising?” He smiled goofily.