forum Only Mine//CLOSED-Stalkers are offered cookies!

Started February 10, 2019 by @Elder-God-Jacks347

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"I offered my help out of the kindness of my heart. Maybe it wasn't worth it."

“Guess we’re going to see if it was worth it or not. So tell me, how did you find out about my bad reputation in the first place.”

"How couldn't I? When my mom said we were moving, I had to look up this place and see what it was like. Your name showed up on more police reports in the newspaper than I can count."

“Okay that’s fair. So are you openly admitting to stalking me then ma’am?” He grinned.

"It's not stalking if it's public records."

“Whatever, stalker.” He teased.

"I'm no stalker, I'm more inconspicuous than that."

“Uh huh. Well now that we’ve made our lovely deal…what do we do now”

"Well I can't help someone I don't know so start talking. Tell me about yourself."

“What details do you want specifically? That’s too general of a question”

"Anything. Family, favorite color, past relationships, I wanna hear it."

He sort of rolled his eyes before talking. “Well….for family my mom’s honestly pretty chill, my dad’s a deadbeat, and we have a chihuahua who’s very capable of destroying ankles. She’s honestly more scary than our pit bull.”

"Sounds like my old dog. I'm almost 98% sure that Star could break my ribs if she jumped on me hard enough."

“Nice. But yes, one ankle destroyer and one soft giant. They get along well and that’s what’s important to me.”

"What about past relationships? Any exes I should be worried about?"

“Hm not that many…at least that are nearby” he mumbled the last part.

She was a little surprised that he wasn't throwing her questions back at her but just went with it. "So I shouldn't worry, good to know."

“Yeah let’s just go with that.” He replied. “What about you? I hardly know anything about you” he quickly changed the subject.

"Well then, ask me something. What do you want to know?"

“I don’t know…” he grumbled, thinking to himself. “I guess..what are some things you like to do? What your family’s like? Same type of stuff you asked me”

"My family is crazy. You've got my drunkard mom, my older brother who hates me, my druggie older sister, my little sister who's dead, and me. And we don't need to talk about my dad."

“Another member of the ‘my dad sucks’ squad? Perfect!” He grinned

"Yeah! Real great." She rolled her eyes with a smile. "Anything else you want to know?"

“What do you do for fun?”

"Try to survive in my own home. It's not fun but it's what I do."

“Ouch. That’s why I have the ankle destroyer.”

"Mom won't allow us to get pets. Says they'll cost too much when really I think she doesn't want us to take any more money away from her wine budget."

“I just kinda brought them home and no one ever tried to stop me”

"Well you have more of a presence in your house than I do. I'm not feared, I'm the one fearing."

“Like I said my mom’s chill and I enjoy pissing my dad off so yeah”