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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Oh dear.. not even a cauldron?
that’s a joke btw

that awful moment when i realize i actually did leave my tiny incense cauldron in California.
Bangs head on desk

N O. IN HIS FUCKING PANTS. I can get scratching over clothes, or like, when you lift your pant leg a bit to scratch a spot that just will not go away, ykno? But n he had his hand down his pants

ugh crocs im eating

Yeah, that's weird

Oh dear.. not even a cauldron?
that’s a joke btw

that awful moment when i realize i actually did leave my tiny incense cauldron in California.
Bangs head on desk

Tiny cauldrons are adorable!

Yeah, that's weird

I realized last night that I have no kitchenware to cook food.
No pots
No pans
….I left everything back in California.

I sure didn't plan that well.

Emi and I may have a solution lmao

yes

ugh crocs im eating

And my many apologies go out to you and your food, but hgsdhhfshjfs I’m the one next to him

I realized last night that I have no kitchenware to cook food.
No pots
No pans
….I left everything back in California.

I sure didn't plan that well.

Um Chef Woods???? Ma'am???????

Oh dear.. not even a cauldron?
that’s a joke btw

that awful moment when i realize i actually did leave my tiny incense cauldron in California.
Bangs head on desk

Oh dear…

I realized last night that I have no kitchenware to cook food.
No pots
No pans
….I left everything back in California.

I sure didn't plan that well.

Um Chef Woods???? Ma'am???????

I honestly didn't think I would find an apartment this fast!!!
D:

RIP ME

At least a brought a knife!

salad is super healthy and requires no pans/pots/etc

Eris, you can't eat salad all the time.
You need to buy some pots and pans.

Eat the knife

Eat the knife

Chaotic good right here

C r O c S
I can't be the responsible one here, I don't have the requirments.

c r u n c h

i prefer forks

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Eris, you can't eat salad all the time.
You need to buy some pots and pans.

I do what I want

Just get some tasty dressings/toppings and you definitely could eat salad all the time
That’s probably what I’ll live off of when I’m an adult cause I can’t cook
Salads and cheez-its
Flawless plan, I know

she’ll eat the pots and pans

she already did but she’s just not telling us

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

munch?

Le oof

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

munch?

No munch

Why no munch

monch pointy
monch uneatable
no monch
stabby stabby instead

Fair point. Can’t stabby if monched

–och