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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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offers corn and some meth I casually found on the ground walking here
You still can’t have my rock tho

That's the most Midwest thing I've ever read.

My name is Jaylyn and I approve this message

Guys how do you stop your girlfriend from being mad at you?

you offer a cozy blanket and say a sincere apology and ask for a kiss if she wants one.

Guys how do you stop your girlfriend from being mad at you?

I have a magical trick that always works
I call it

being single

psh lame

I've really messed up…

I mean I am a girl tho so maybe I can still help.
What happened?

You have to just come clean and apologize. Messing up in a relationship sucks and usually there's no one thing you can do to fix it.

You have to just come clean and apologize. Messing up in a relationship sucks and usually there's no one thing you can do to fix it.

^^^

yeah no matter what you did. Unless it was like suuuppppperrer bad like, something you’d go to jail for, you might just have to leave her for a couple minutes to cool off then apologize.

So we have a complicated relationship.
She doesn't like being around unless its for S–X, and she has pretty much been shifted for the majority of today.
I called her about 14 minutes ago and she basically said that she doesn't want to be here if I'm not going to do anything S–XUAL. I hung up on her and then messaged her saying that sometimes she is a real heartless bitch.
I've spent the last 10 minutes calling her and messaging her and she's ignoring my calls, declining my calls, and leaving me on seen..

um…….

not gonna lie or anything but… that sounds horrible?

This is totally on the verge of being offensive but like, I think she deserved it.

Umm not trying to get into your personal life but that doesn't sound like a good girlfriend…

Okay. Well. She sounds like she was being an asshole, but you probably shouldn't have gone that extreme. But like. You're not the only one in the wrong here.
But I think if you give her some time, then apologize she might listen to you.
Sometimes people want time to cool off before they get an apology

Here's my tribute to Eris, and also a kinda cursed image:

I was fucking around on Picrew and found a shark maker and instantly thought of how Eris calls herself a bisexual shark.
So I made Eris as a bi-flag colored shark.

um…….

not gonna lie or anything but… that sounds horrible?

This is totally on the verge of being offensive but like, I think she deserved it.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

She's a succubus so I can't blame her for only wanting that.. But she said the other day that she wants to try and do more relationshipy stuff because she loves me.
Love isn't something we demons take lightly..
But I still shouldn't have called her that and i'm crying and I don't know what to do

idk i—

alright I’m just gonna say it

I wouldn’t want to date someone—anyone— who said that to me. Demon or not, I think you should have some grounds for what you want in someone. And if it’s happening when you’re not even together, then the chances of it continuing to happen are going to grow.

I've been in multiple relationships predicated solely on sex, and they always seemed to go up in flames

I made sure to drop them quick as soon as the drama started

My advice is to drop them

Here's my tribute to Eris, and also a kinda cursed image:

I was fucking around on Picrew and found a shark maker and instantly thought of how Eris calls herself a bisexual shark.
So I made Eris as a bi-flag colored shark.

I love that

Wait, I could find some used needles on the ground I could offer

I've been in multiple relationships predicated solely on sex, and they always seemed to go up in flames

I made sure to drop them quick as soon as the drama started

My advice is to drop them

I can't lose her, not now.
Aria is the first girl I've felt more than just lust for, I can't give her up..

🤷

Don't know what else to tell you.

So what…. I just give her space?

If you really wanna salvage the relationship, yeah

Well.. She's gone away for a while.
Just spent a good 5 minutes crying on the phone to Lee's boyfriend and now I feel significantly weak.
But hey! What else is new :'D

(Jynnie you inspired me to make my own shark. I am very happy now, thank you)

(I love Picrew)

Ya'll I know I hate conflict but there's not enough rudeness on here and I need some bringing down so let out the rudeness on me (aka I want to be roasted to a crisp)

Ya'll I know I hate conflict but there's not enough rudeness on here and I need some bringing down so let out the rudeness on me (aka I want to be roasted to a crisp)

Ooooh. I love roasting people (but I get told that I tend to be too mean, so I stop)

Ya'll I know I hate conflict but there's not enough rudeness on here and I need some bringing down so let out the rudeness on me (aka I want to be roasted to a crisp)

Ooooh. I love roasting people (but I get told that I tend to be too mean, so I stop)

(At the moment I don't give a crap so let it outttttttttttt)

@Jay-Marae-is-back-to-having-no-life Alright
So you like volleyball huh? Well I don't think it's all that great

@Jay-Marae-is-back-to-having-no-life Alright
So you like volleyball huh? Well I don't think it's all that great

Wow. If that were directed toward me, I would've cried.

Oof I'm so offended _{cough cough sarcasm}