forum Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Started April 25, 2018 by Deleted user

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I am writing a short story and need ways to creatively murder people. Like idk bubble tea of death, those invisable bubbles you choke on? ANYTHING CREATIVE PEOPLE.
DISCLAIMER
WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE IF SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY MURDERED!

You could do a mercy killing? Like someone has a desese and instead of waiting for it to kill them someone/they kill them?

I is confused?

Shove a toothbrush down their throat and choke them with that!

look up "Mercy Killing"

Did you know if you dump a dead body at international borders they can't trace it back to you?

YA

Oh and dont forget to wear gloves peoples

Injecting drain cleaner into someone’s vein is a very painful way to kill them. Causes seizures and eventually a heart attack.

Yo this is great! In a bad way

We also need ways so po po cant trace you for the crime..

Put clear nail polish on the tips of your fingers.

Why…..?

Don’t forget to wear shoes a few sizes bigger. Also, if you need to bury a body just bury a dead animal a good distance over the body. If the cops use dogs to track it they will uncover the dead animal and move on.

Put clear nail polish on the tips of your fingers.

So there won’t be fingerprints and other stuff.

Cyanide in their make-up

Disguise a bomb as their phone and the home button is the button that makes it explode.

Fill a syringe with air and inject said air between their toes (sometimes it kills them, sometimes it doesn't).

Cyanide in their make-up

Wouldn't you have to put it in their makeup like within an hour of them using it so that the makeup doesn't start deteriorating, smelling, or having a reaction to where they would notice that something was wrong with it?

If you bury the body bury it vertically instead of horizontally.

If you bury the body bury it vertically instead of horizontally.

It's more work, but the body will be harder to find.

Put the victim under enough stress that it gives them a heart attack (works especially well with elderly victims).

Disable their carbon monoxide alarm and give them carbon monoxide poisoning by messing with something in their home while they're sleeping.

Put a pressure triggered bomb in their mattress, so it blows up when they lay down or sit on it (you could put it in their couch too, but people tend to use their mattresses more often.

knife 'em

@WolfieVampire1946 I'm amazed that you have so many

Sharpen some knitting needles and stab them in the temple the blood stain will make your yarn a lovely red

Mix a good amount of bleach into their Gatorade

If you're looking for gore…
-Impale them through the eye-socket with a crowbar, and pry their head in half.
-Impale them vertically on a wooden stake, Vlad Tepes style, and leave them there to die slowly. Soak it in gasoline to contaminate the blood with some nasty stuff.
-Slit the throat, who've an M67 down the wound, and run. Or just punch it into their mouth.
-Put nails between your fingers, and punch their throat, the punch alone might kill them if done right, and the nails almost certainly will, bonus points if you twist it.
-Put them in a clear container full of water, and boil it. (Too far?)

The non-gore effective way.
-Inject them with Clorox while they sleep.He
-Knock them out with chloroform, put them into a box, and bury them alive/throw them underwater. Even more points of it's full of nails.
-Throw them into a shallow body of water and throw in a toaster.
-Make them OD on drugs, yeah?

Always wear gloves, specifically latex or other gloves that don't leave fibers.
Wear clothes that don't leave to many fibers either.
Change your outfit after.
Dispose of them by weighing them down and tossing them in the deepest body of water you can.
Roll them up in a tarp.
If you're going to hurt them…
-Bury them upright.
-Bury them in the stinkiest place possible.
-Make sure that they don't reek of decay.
-Cover your tracks, walk backwards, create false trails, or wear different shoes. Preferably a s many of these as possible now.

And study their patterns.

Make them somehow eat apple seeds, eating enough of them will cause damage because amygdalin will release cyanide into their body and kill them. However they have to chew the seeds, there is a strong coat that will protect the seeds from digestive juices. But, you would have to eat 200 seeds for it to be lethal, though even small amounts can cause seizures or damage to the brain. You can choose how much you want to hurt your character, or you can choose different seeds as well (cherry and other pits work too) Good luck killing your character!