GO ON A BOAT

"Hand sanitizer is a sin."

Slides across table on elbow "Well then call me Satan, because hand sanitizer is my life."

"Get yourself a spaTUla and make yourself a dang quesadil-la."

"So im sitting there, bbq sauce on my tittes-"
"Pfft- hahahah!"

NO BREATHE NO MORE

If you get it you get it lol

NO BREATHE NO MORE

If you get it you get it lol

Snorts

I accidentally typed snortz and I might like it better

"hey, hey, guess what I got."
"what?"
"Lifee saviairs"

I accidentally typed snortz and I might like it better

I think I like it better too.

SOMEBODY SLAPPA MY SPAGETT

(Oh, we quoting vines?)

"Johnny had 19 bottles of soap-"

"Wait, why the hell does Johnny have so much soap?!"

"Mind your business, David!"

jumps off the counter in a green suit IM GAY

slides down a ramp then stops good evening.

"THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!"

I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like BEEEEEEF.

Says this while opening arms each time he asks "why?" "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Whyyyyy?"

Says this while opening arms each time he asks "why?" "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Whyyyyy?"

XD

@Nie-Huaisang-God-of-Advice Do you remember this…
A hoot Chris Pratt meme fixes everything

*good

Anime titties make everything better

@Nie-Huaisang-God-of-Advice Do you remember this…
A hoot Chris Pratt meme fixes everything

Yes, I remember this.

Maximum chonk

Uno Reverse over The Universe

Underswap is uno reverse undertale

“I’m gonna kill all my party members with acid breath just before they kill off the demon lordess XD then fraz will kill her off”

Suck my non existent cock.

they're a problem
kill them

Just.Jump.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- OH SHIT.