forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"Torao, I'm bored"

Me: I am a vampire. Aw haw haw!
Person: All vampires are french now?

(Okay you'll just have to imagine all of these being used mid-conversation)
"I just like skittles, alright?"

"Listen, Katie- nononononono, listen, listen, Katie told me that I wasn't insane." "She's you hand." "SO?!"

"WHERE'S MY CURRY?!" "I think it fell down the stairs…" "WHAT?!"

"ChOoKeRs, GuYs, ChOoKeRs!"

"Yo, Ricky, what's the goss?"

"Listen, mi man is really hot- no, no, seriously, he's fire. I can always turn him on, haha. Wink wink- bro, I'm kid- I'm kidding oh my lord I'm talking about the bloody stove top for crying out loud, you all know I couldn't be more single."

"Uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh I'm in SpAiN but the S is SiLeNt!"

"Everything is perspective. Reality. Time. Life and death-" "Oh for the love of… SAVE IT FOR THE ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT, WOULDYA?!"

"So is he Hank Green or John Green?"

big inhale "Polyhydroxyalkanoates-" "Nope, the other one." "Oh, oh, sorry. big inhale again Polyhydroxybutanoates-" "We don't do chemistry." "Right, right, okay, I knew that. another big inhale PHB s…"

pretending to fall backwards in slow motion "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WATCHA SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAY…"

pretending to be the Bop-It voice "I'm goin' to sleep."

"Oh my gosh, stop, stop flirting, stop, I have a boyfriend." "WAI-" "Chill, it's still just Aimee." "Oh. I thought she only dated Asians, though." "Huh. I guess someone forgot to tell my pasty ass that." "Anyways, you shouldn't be dating her anyways, she's supposed to be with-" "NO. WE LOVE EACH OTHER."

"I fart in your adopts terrible French accent gggeneral, dirrrrection."

"You wanna meet me on the ball courts at 3:30, bruh?"

folds fingers very deliberately "I have answered my own question."

@Dragongirl2468: And the fish ran away with the spoon! Wait…
Me: XD
(Yes, I'm calling you out on this! XD)

"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"

"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"

-Everybody in the beginning of 2020 after one disaster stops, only for another to begin

"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"

-Everybody in the beginning of 2020 after one disaster stops, only for another to begin

ha ha, yes.

"hambugah"
"VITAMIN C"
"snoteleks"
"did you join the dark side for cookies again?"
"cucumber war!!"
"grass fork"
"IT NEEDS MORE GRASS!!"
"It's bayo dayo!"

toothbrush noises

"THIS IS THE STUFF"

peanut fight

HOLY FUKIN SHIT, A FLYING TOASTER OVEN!

"-And microwave oven!"
"And toaster oven!"
"…"
"Should've used the oven oven."

Knives
Would you QUIT FUCKING DUCKS
"Good morning!" -a chorus of fucked up ways to say good morning such as 'mood gorning' ensues-
Snepia
I am being passed around like a bouncy ball

"I'm tired!"

LA CORONA!

I sexually identify as random object

“Is lady girl a girl?”

“Hey a Solider, were you in Solider?”

"buff with a huff"
"this is minecraft not fifth grade"

“She’s a god of social things.” “And what’s her name?” “Chad.”

“Tonathan Toestar”

“AYYYYEEEEAYAYYYEEE”

“Will you be my minecraft girlfrie—“ blows up instantly “…Im breaking up with you.”

“On a scale from kite to space station, how high are you?” takes an exaggerated inhale “Bulldozer.”

“Will you be my minecraft girlfrie—“ ~blows up instantly~ “…Im breaking up with you.”

i just read that as "will you be my minecraft giraffe"

"T"

"cow pit"

"well llama"

"sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice!"

"satan is a real mailman"

"gay communist village"

"i'm feeling BOTASTIC"

"the Charlotte walk"
has anybody seen Ratatoing?

has anybody seen Ratatoing?

i have!! my friends and i watched it together one night over spring break on &chill!

has anybody seen Ratatoing?

i have!! my friends and i watched it together one night over spring break on &chill!

My friend and I watched it together in math class and now we have a bunch of inside jokes about it because none of our other friends have watched it. (Also, we think that the cat looks like a frog so we call it the CROG)