ADAM

NOOO I FORGOT THAT ONE

What the f***, Richard?

"Hi welcome to chillis"

“Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He is a coward, and I am not a coward!”

Guys how are we fogetting…
"Guys! Come to Dell Taco, they got a new thing called.. Fre- fre sh a vaca do!"

omg fre sh a vaca do how did I forget it

"so basically. what i was thinking- AW FUCK, i can't believe you done this >:( "

"Its an avocado! Thanks."

“I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF iridocyclitis.”

"DON'T F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! HAAAAAAAAA"

"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope It does."

(To the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Sweet Escape") "cause I've been TOTILLI TOTILLI TOTILLI TOTILLI-"

“CAN I GET WAFFLE? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?!”

"Wait a second.. Who are you?"

oH MY GOD WE FORGOT "two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"

OH NO HOW CAN WE FORGET THAT

oH MY GOD WE FORGOT "two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"

OMG DUH MY FAVORITE

"Daddy?" "Do I look like-?"

shdhehghghgh I love that one also "in tears I gotta take a nap now"

casually skates down ramp "Good evening"

OH MY GOD YES

"The f–? The f—? The f— is in the air? The f—? Theirs white shi- everywhere!"

"has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce?" "nah they usually tell me I look like shalissa" "who the f— is that?" "me n—-"

YES THE SNOWING WHITE SHI-!

SHALISSA

"HuzZZH!" "I-Is that real?"
"Hurry up we're gonna be late for school." "Dude chill, I don't know why you're in such a Big Time Rush." Woah Oh Oh OHhhhhhh
"AH!" "I'll Kill you. I'll kill you. I'm not even worried about it."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!" "… I can't swim"
"Oh my goi… Gurl come see this, they got a Ramon noodle exhibit. You know that's your favorite. BE CAREFUL CHILDREN! THATS A LOT OF SODIUM!"

Just gonna randomly jump in!
“THIS IS RACIST!!! WHY DID THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY MELT FASTER THAN THE WHITE CHOCOLATE BUNNY!!!”
“I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.”
“Mommy! Look at all them chickens.”

killer enters the house “Red Robin!” “Yum!” screams

"don't tell your mother :) " "kiss one another ;) " "DIE FOR EACH OTHER" (falls back)