Maybe liking it is a wisco thing

I much prefer root bear over cream soda

They're both gross

Sweet tea overrules every soda in my opinion

But that's just a Southerner's opinion

I don't like tea, root bear, or the smell of coffee, and I can only have so much hot chocolate before it gets to be too much

I prefer drinking straight corn syrup but that’s just a midwesterns opinion

Lemonade is superior to all

Lemonade is superior to all

Okay but you aren’t wrong

SO Y'ALL MEAN TO TELL ME CREAM SODA ONLY EXISTS IN WISCONSIN

BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THAT THEY'VE NEVER HAD IT AND THAT 'IT'S A WISCONSIN THING' AND LET ME TELL YOU

IF THAT IS TRUE

I AM STARTING A RIOT

I HATE SODAPOP BUT I LOVE CREAM SODA

THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS

AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT IT ONLY EXISTS IN WISCONSIN??????????

I LOVE CREAM SODA
And I don’t live in Wisconsin

I prefer drinking straight corn syrup but that’s just a midwesterns opinion

as a fellow midwesterner what the hell

I prefer drinking straight corn syrup but that’s just a midwesterns opinion

as a fellow midwesterner what the hell

I was trying to force a stereotypical Missouri joke but Missouri only has like three stereotypes, corn, meth, and overweight christian white homeschool families with 7 children that watch baseball

ppfffft

Oh and also being extremely defensive of our superiority over Kansas
We are so much better than Kansas and we all know it which is why we have to mention it to everyone because we’re not insecure

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

South Carolina has the Yee Yee boys, the white trash girls, and then the white boys that try their hardest to act black

Florida has a shit ton of tourists, this is true.
But not all of us like Disney, I hate it.
I've never seen someone wear a Hawaiian shirt.
But, we are weird and damn proud.

Wisconsin has cheese, homelessness, drugs/alcohol, and… Um… Cows

I’ve had cream soda.
I mean california has a lot of beaches. Not all of California is the beach town stereotype but a lot of it is. What are other California stereotypes?

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

Pardon me, what's your name and can you write it on this dotted line?

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

Peaches are okay I guess, but anything peach flavored is n a s t y

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

Pardon me, what's your name and can you write it on this dotted line?

Why?

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

I’m sorry
what

Huh, I like cream soda.
But, Dr. Pepper and Peach pop is sooooo much better.

I love Dr. Pepper. But unpopular opinion: peaches and anything peach flavored are disgusting

Pardon me, what's your name and can you write it on this dotted line?

Why?

No reason
hides the soul binding contract.

Dude peaches are life.

but I prefer pomegranates.

Also– I've heard of and had cream soda like everywhere I've been, even outside of the country and I can tell you that it tastes like ass wherever you are.

I’ve had cream soda.
I mean california has a lot of beaches. Not all of California is the beach town stereotype but a lot of it is. What are other California stereotypes?

AGGRESSIVE DRIVING

Which, now living in washington, everyone drives the speed limit and I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT

why is everyone so NICE here?????

I thought we agreed on the big text being banned…..

We did

Sweet tea overrules every soda in my opinion

wheezes I agree although it will give be diabetes after one glass.

Sweet tea overrules every soda in my opinion

wheezes I agree although it will give be diabetes after one glass.

You're not having the right kind, then

It should give you diabetes every sip

I’ve had cream soda.
I mean california has a lot of beaches. Not all of California is the beach town stereotype but a lot of it is. What are other California stereotypes?

AGGRESSIVE DRIVING

Which, now living in washington, everyone drives the speed limit and I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT

why is everyone so NICE here?????

Oh yeah lol
The speed limits dumb, who would follow that?? And legally, you can go five miles if the speed limit and not get pulled over
In California at least