Danny, you might actually be my favorite ever
What do you mean??
Danny: Gives an actual response that sounds hella smart
That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart. Intellect isn't my forte. "Body over mind" as my father used to say haha
Pft, I can usually put together a pretty smart-sounding response, but it's friend brain hours and that means all smarts went woosh! out the window.
What do you mean??
I like you.
I like your logic.
Thank you!
That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.
Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.
That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.
Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.
M o o d
I went on a full tirade about the American revolution and medicine during that time period with my best friend and everyone else was just like "What the f u c k"
My friend randomly goes off about invasive species and bees sometimes and everyone's like "wut" and we have to explain what an invasive species is and why they're dangerous
L i o n f i s h
I love them. I know they're invasive, but they're so p r e t t y
That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.
Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.
M o o d
I went on a full tirade about the American revolution and medicine during that time period with my best friend and everyone else was just like "What the f u c k"
I had an intense American Revolution and Civil War phase as a kid, and that has been very helpful in APUSH
L i o n f i s h
I love them. I know they're invasive, but they're so p r e t t y
^^^^^^^
Emi, you have guinea pigs, right?
yes, why?
Do they seem to enjoy being pet?
sometimes i mean it depends if they’re comfortable or not. Like if they’re not taken by surprise when having floor time they don’t, and if they’re cuddled up in a blanket or something, they do.
AHA
we were discussing what we would do if we had five minutes to live today at school, and someone in the back yelled "I WOULD LIKE TO STROKE MY GUINEA PIG" which began a whole conversation on whether or not guinea pigs actually like being pet
Also that is the cutest thing I have read all week
tbh me
😂
Guys, does anyone like Jessie Reyez? What songs do you recommend? I love imported.
I only know her from her song with Eminem
I only know her from her song with Eminem
most people do.
and kehlani. she's a queen though
Guys, does anyone like Jessie Reyez? What songs do you recommend? I love imported.
Gatekeeper and Shutter Island
Guys, does anyone like Jessie Reyez? What songs do you recommend? I love imported.
Gatekeeper and Shutter Island
Thanks.
My best friend: On a scale of Miley Cyrus to Jeffree Star, how gay are you going to be tonight at [insert bar name here]?
Me: uhhhhh…. James Charles?
BFF: Shit that's gay. Perfect. I like it when you're extra gay because competing with you in a bar is hard af.
Me: ???????????? Mkay…?
BFF: Plus, I'll need someone to make out with should I need to get rid of unwanted dudebros.
Me: Gay intensifies Uh–oof.
Why is she like this? I adore her. XD
Oh my god that' amazing
guys i recently found out that billie eilish and eminem are in the same studio and this is forbidden knowledge
How do you know it if it's forbidden knowledge?
it just is
No, you say that it is forbidden knowledge, but how do you know the knowledge if it is actually forbidden?
shh
the birds, man
the birds work for the bourgeoisie