HEmmoRhoiDs

Uh you can't sit here
ACTUALLy MeGhan, I Can'T sit ANYwhERE
I have

HEmmoRhoiDs

@amber_is_in_a_loop

I have crippling depression
(alternatively)
I have osteoporosis

@amber_is_in_a_loop

Goin to the supermarkettttttttttt
WRAAAAAAAAH
I bought a chicken
GRAAAAAAWWW

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

iS tHaT a cHiCkEn?!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

FUCK YEA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!

@SebastianBarnes

“Well if it isn’t Captain America”
“But I am Captain America”
“No, no it’s an expres-“
“Your nazi tricks won’t work on me”

@amber_is_in_a_loop

Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS

@PastelTart

He was handsome, and all the ladies who looked at him fell in love.
The guy who was walking him was okay.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS

So, I just found out about ISIS….not good….

@PastelTart

(I have no idea what ISIS is exactly so…)
Thomas: He could not escape the demon! But he would not let his soul be taken today!!
Other guy: waves arms in the air AHHHHHHH!!!

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Wait you don't know what ISIS is…??? Powerful terrorist organisation that rose to power somewhat recently.

@PastelTart

(Oh…well that's……………………………………………uh……………………….that's pretty bad………………………….)

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They got watermelons on their heads

But we got pumpkins instead

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS

So, I just found out about ISIS….not good….

WAIT there's another line in that Vine, isn't there?
Like a weird noise or something?

@PastelTart

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! It's a WATERMELON inside a WATERMELON!!!

@SebastianBarnes

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! It's a WATERMELON inside a WATERMELON!!!

IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE: ITS A BANANANA NEXT TO A BANANANA

@PastelTart

Road work ahead? Uh yeah! I sure hope it does!

@amber_is_in_a_loop

This, this is my jam, this is– turn that song off– this is my jam kisses pot of jam

@PastelTart

(Didn't understand the first few words) Look they don't have fresh avacado they've got fre-laughing FREE SHAVACADOO!!

@amber_is_in_a_loop

It's "Come down to Del Taco, they've got this new thing called fresha- freshavacadoo!"

@PastelTart

Thank you!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

@PastelTart

If Thomas Sanders was a dog show host: I can't decide they're all cute and they're mine now.
Old Lady: What?
Thomas: runs off with all the dogs, laughing

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best

CoUnTrY bOy, I lOvE yOuUuUu!!!111!

Mwah~~~~

(also…wow I didn't think there were people who didn't know about ISIS…like they're kind of awful enough that they're infamous for it…)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

CoUnTrY bOy, I lOvE yOuUuUu!!!111!

Mwah~~~~

(also…wow I didn't think there were people who didn't know about ISIS…like they're kind of awful enough that they're infamous for it…)

(The ISIS thing,,,is from a Vine,,,,)

@PastelTart