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"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.
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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Yamatsu
"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.
They're right, you know.
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Wow, the Midwest has a lot of serial killers."
"Gotta do something to pass the time."
@Pickles group
"I'd rather be a serial killer."
@Yamatsu
"Being in Idaho for a few days, I finally understand why so many of them are Republicans. They want to be nuked off of the face of the Earth just so that something happens around there."
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"If I almost die because of overworking myself, would you drop everything to nurse me back to health? No homo though."
@TeamMezzo group
"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.
that and peace signs
@Wry_Wyvern
“What’s the plural form of squash?”
“Squish.”
“No.”
@Pickles group
Either just squash I think or just gourds
@Pickles group
"Like an Australian accent but French"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Imagine being so horny that you start your own church. Can't relate."
@Pickles group
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
@zillakami-said-acab
One time, my friend rapped Rap God in a russian accent and I was impressed and disturbed.
@Mojack group
"do you want the burger or not"
"ME ME BIG BOY NO WANT BURGER"
"whispering voice okay."
referring to WW2 and WW1
"well you know what they say, 3rd time's the charm."
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
@Pickles group
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you
@Pickles group
"Yeehaw don't die today"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you
Thanks babe
@Pickles group
"Everyone talks about eating too much on Thanksgiving, but I'm on my third slice of pie and I don't see a problem." -me
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
Me: The pumpkin roll is all mine
Mom: No. [B word] I will fight you
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Shelby almost has a bingo!"
"Actually, she almost has a double bingo."
"If the damn cat wins at bingo, I swear to God-"
@croccin-champagne
"I said V-Bucks. That's not Roblocks, that's Fortnite." "Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."
@zillakami-said-acab
"Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."
YES
@hyunjins-eyemole
Teacher: “YOU ALL ARE HOPELESS AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME WELDERS.”
My friend: “we shall call it Lil Susie’s Welding Company!”
My friend: “I shall became Lil Susie.”
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“Is Gerard Way in a Taco Bell commercial?”
“No Gerard is edgier than that.”
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"MY BODY IS MADE OF MEAT AND NOODLES
MY VEINS ARE MY VERY NOODLEY NOODLES OF MY KIN AND MY BLOOD RUNNETH WITH MARINARA SAUCE
MY HAIR IS ANGEL HAIR THAT IS VERY UNDERCOOKED TO THE POINT OF CURLING SOMEHOW THEN BURNED A LITTLE
MY EYES AND BRAIN ARE MADE OF THAT OF THE BEST GROUND BEEF IMPORTED FROM AMERICA, THOSE FAT SCOUNDRELS" - Emi, 2019
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hey that is my masterpiece
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
It’s beautiful
applause
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Emi did that have to do with our debate on spaghetti
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