forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Yo what kind of fucking chemical has twenty hydrogen in it?”

"That's what happens when you make chemistry s'mores."

"I want Shrek to be my dad."
"Your dad or your daddy?"
"Both."
"Sweet home Alabama I guess."

"Gru is just dollar store Victor Vale."
@forgetful-ravens lol

Do the roar

"Please don't do your TED Talk on Vector…"

"I'm scared of water!!!"
Literally in a swimming pool
Me: "Wh-"

Me: "I'll pay you ten bucks to write a fanfiction between Carl Wheezer and Jimmy's mom"

Friend: cracks knuckles and starts pounding away on his laptop

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Update: I literally just got it sent to me via google docs. I'm terrified

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

guys I'm scared the start of the fanfic is pretty normal. That's very suspicious

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends

A different one submitted Peppa Pig fanfiction for class.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.

I'm not even surprised.

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.

I'm not even surprised.

Good.

"The Incredible B U L K."

I forgot I’m the mod of this chat and I was getting really annoyed with this string of quote on quote on quote, so I reminded myself, Emi, you’re the mod, and you have rules against pointless. conversations, so like, STOP

"If I was working on death row and someone ordered the McLobster for their final meal, I'd shoot them on the spot."

I forgot I’m the mod of this chat and I was getting really annoyed with this string of quote on quote on quote, so I reminded myself, Emi, you’re the mod, and you have rules against pointless. conversations, so like, STOP

Ah, got it mom.
Flex those mod powers, you earned them <3

To the tune of Mr. Sandman
"[Name Redacted], bring us the keys, bom bom bom bum-"

“So I finished this sketch of the dragon you wanted me to draw”

[picture of the dragon]

a few minutes later

“I realized I should probably add scales”

“well, time to dive deeper into clinical insanity!”

Boy A: puts hand on Boy B's thigh while trying to get something from him.

Boy B: "That's kinda gay, bro."

Boy A: "I'm kinda gay bro."

"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends

A different one submitted Peppa Pig fanfiction for class.

Yeah you’ve said that before and I was saying how it sounds like something one of my friends would do