forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."

MOOD aha

Context(Again):A guy held a door open for me and I'm very quiet sometimes
Me(Very quietly):Thank you
Him:Yo did you just call me daddy?!?!
Me(Now very loud):Bruh wtf, I said 'thank you'! Get your head out of the gutter!

While getting ready to film the weather channel:
“Can someone just slide Captain America into the shot”

(During Flag Football today after I got completely ran over by a football guy)
The rest of the class: “-kids name-! You just ran over her!”
Kid: “Who did I run over?”
Me: “Me!”
Kid: “Oh I thought you were a guy!”

"If I sound like I'm not okay it's because I'm not." -My first block teacher again

APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

"how do you just LeArN aN iNsTrUmEnT?!!

APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!

APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!

HAH

nice

I didn’t see that how

Nice comment I like the APUSH teacher comments

Thanks he's a walking meme
He played the banana phone song on loop today and also has History and Kidz Bop study sessions

"Stop snorting crushed up jolly ranchers, we actually have to do this."
My science teacher, walking past. "Wait, you guys have jolly ranchers? I want some."

‘i’m too gay for this shit’

In class yesterday (this is actually from technical college but it is something you would hear a high school student say):

Teacher: Did you know Pythagoras had a cult?

Student: Did they wear triangles on their heads?

Teacher: what are you guys doing?
Student: my mom

Me: guys can we stop playing with maggots?
My friend: throws acorn with a maggot in it at me

“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”

this is my entire energy

"Hey, can you make sure there's not blood on my pants?"
"Sure, why? Are you on your period?"
"No, I broke a dude nose and need to make sure there's no evidence pointing towards me."

"Gay people are hot."

"Gay people are hot."

yes we are

"Gay people are hot."

yes we are

Yeah you are

“Why do the gay guys get the girls?”

"Sex doesn't exist."

Teacher: "So I'm gonna show this but then I'm not gonna show this because I need my phone."
Me: So are we gonna show it?

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.

Indeed.

"what if humans went around picking each other up the way cats do?"
"then i could bite you without it being assault or sexual"

"EAT THE FUCKING BANANA JAMES" he then proceeded to chant 'Potassium'

“Anyone want hoisin sauce?”
“Poison sauce??”