forum This is stupid // OxO // Closed

Started July 25, 2019 by @Fraust

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"Okay, Cas, maybe it's time to head home."

"Yeah, maybe…" Cas stood up with Sorin and just about ran after the geese. He would've too had Sorin not been holding onto him.

"Or maybe somewhere else if you'd like? Preferably away from the geese, of course."

"I don't see any geese on the other side of the pond if you wanna go over there." Cas suggested, still eyeing the geese.

"Cas," Sorin laughed. "Alright, i'll tell you what. If you promise me you won't kill any of them, then you're welcome to chase them if you'd like."

"Really?" Cas asked hopefully. "I won't kill anything, I swear."

"Go wild," he smiled.

Cas grinned and dashed off after the group of geese. He tackled one and actually managed to catch it, though it got angry. It bit him and wouldn't let go, and Cas yowled loudly as he tried to get it off.

Sorin sighed and ran after him. Why am I not surprised. He grabbed the goose by its neck and threw it into the pond. "Let me see your arm."

Cas coughed and spit out a couple feathers as he held his arm out to Sorin. He was bleeding slightly, more from his struggling than anything, but he seemed fine. "That was fun! Can I do it again?"

"Cas, I can't let you do that again," he grabbed one of the water bottles and poured some on his wound. I guess it'll do for now. "It's too dangerous."

"They're just geese… they can't hurt me too bad." Cas hissed at a goose as it approached.

"No, these things are monsters, Cas."

Cas shrugged. "Pretty stupid and bitchy more like, but eh… if you say so."

Sorin ripped a piece of his shirt and chuckled. "What did I do to deserve someone as awesome as you," he tied it around his arm.

"I'm really not all that cool." Cas laughed. "I'm just sayin', all geese do is bitch and whine all day. Angry little bird fuckers…"

Sorin laughed and gave him a peck on the lips. "Well, i'm still not going to let you chase them."

Cas huffed a bit. "Fiiiine… I guess we're going home now then? Hey! Get outta there!" A goose was trying to steal what was left of their food, so Cas ran up and bitch slapped it.
(It's midnight and I'm amused lmao)

(I'm supposed be doing geometry homework but this is more entertaining lol)
Sorin laughed until his face turned a bright shade of pink as he struggled to breathe.

Cas picked up the goose by its neck while it was dazed and slung it into the lake. "Stupid fuckin' geese…" He muttered to himself.

"Alright lets-" he tried to suppress a chuckle. "Pack up and go home."

"Aight." Cas started closing the basket as he looked up at Sorin. "What's so funny?" He asked with a small grin.

"You," he poked him on the tip of his nose. "You're so fucking cute."

Cas blushed a bit, closing his eyes when he was booped. "I'm not cute…" He whined. "I'm fierce, like a tiger!" Yeah, tigers are cats… technically.

"Yes you are. You're adorable."

Cas huffed again, meowing indignantly.

"Aww."

"I'm not cute!" Cas meowed louder, almost like a feeble attempt at intimidating Sorin.

Sorin pulled him closer and kissed his cheek.

Cas sighed, giving up. He couldn't intimidate Sorin and he knew it. Hell, he didn't even reach Sorin's shoulder. He didn't weigh two pounds soaking wet. He was remarkably delicate for someone who often picked fights with taller people.