forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Pulls a small rainbow flag from pocket. It's a small gay

walks into religion class with the gays "WE HAVE COME TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTIAN SCHOOL!"
walks into drama class with the gays "sir, half of the class is fucking gay, get a bit of perspective!"
teacher squares up and hits woah all while telling us that it's 2019 and we could already be married and have it be socially acceptable.. "WE ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!"

"Anyone who knows it's a y has a big brain."

_{“big brain time”}

“I just love stomping up the steps!” STOmp sTomP sTomP

walks into student council meeting, grabs chocolate, walks out

Walks into the theatre room with a wig on, flips hair, it falls off. What's up fuckers, I'm back.

music students "how did i FAIL music??
gets report card back missing 83% of the theory work "i seriously have no idea how i failed MuSIc?!

"bathroom bookie haha!"

“Skadoodle your biscuit.”

classmate, reading to me from the book: "you know i love you."
everyone: muffled giggling

classmate in the lunchroom: is it true you can sell yourself to the devil?

"GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED HOLY WATER SAVANNAH!"

“After you murdered me I’d probably thank you before reporting you.”
“Alex you’d be dead.”

teacher mumbles under breath
"That’s a lawsuit.

“You’re hands are as blue as my alien from Area 51.”

"I ate a salad with the DEVIL'S LETTUCE at lunch."

"I'm going as the number one trash man for Halloween."
"The number one trash man is Danny Devito."
"O-okay."

My friend and I at school, about my Victor Frankenstein costume for Halloween.

"Bread before head guys." While eating just. plain slices of bread.

"I welcome our wasp overlords with open arms, and lots of bugspray, I don't wanna get stung."

"Black licorice is my favorite candy!" "Black licorice is fucking nasty!" Their friend starts approaching"What'd you say about black?!"

"All hail our wasp overlords."

"The wasps come from the floor like small gods, angry gods."

"We will sacrifice ants to bees, the bees are our gods."

"You look like a sad turtle."

"WHO STUCK A STRAW UP MY TURTLE'S ASS?!??!!!!!"

"AaAaH!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"I'M CREATING, PLASTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!"

"Plastic is protein"

"Baby Shark is subjective."

"Fly to heaven, do, do, dodododo, that's not god, do, do, dodododo." (lyrics from the girl scout version.)

"I don't exist! I'm a figment of your imagination!"
"Then I have a shitty imagination."

"It's taking all my mental power not to crop every goddamn shirt I own."