forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"There's a big difference between an incel and a virgin."
"I mean, he's an incel but he's also a karen."

"Why is play-dough saltier than Neptune's asshole"

"Why is play-dough saltier than Neptune's asshole"

Remembering the one time I ate Play-Doh, it wasn't salty so much as like eating powdery vegetable shortening. Then again, I was five or six when I last ate Play-Doh. I didn't do it again 'cuz it tasted gross.

"i am very flexible when it comes to sucking my inner thigh"

"You aren't a garbage disposal!"

friend: Baka
me: Oh like Bakugo
friend: clearly wants to hit me but has to refrain since the principal is next to us

Friend: See you later, losers.(We always joke like this)
Sister: Uno reverse-card!
Friend: Damn it!

"Get nae naed on"

“I didn’t realize a single person could give 12 people a mental breakdown at the same time but clearly I was wrong.”

"He's a big boy. A chunky man. A heavy lad. He looks like Dollar Store George Washington."
"What did Henry Knox do to deserve that?"

• Two of my APUSH classmates

Can somebody help me

I need a historical event that shows a struggle between freedom and security because this research project is due tomorrow and I don’t even have a topic

I don't know if this is a good one

Jumps off a chair "Parkour."

I need a historical event that shows a struggle between freedom and security because this research project is due tomorrow and I don’t even have a topic

Literally any revolution would work. I recommend the French for the sheer chaos of it.

"Let's do some math. Smol + angery = lillian" - writing on our desks in ss
"THE SMALL ONE HAS DONE IT LIFT HER UP AND LET THE SUN'S RAYS SHINE ON HER" -two of my guy friends after i did something basically impossible by pure luck in gym, after which they picked me up and threw me into the air

I need a historical event that shows a struggle between freedom and security because this research project is due tomorrow and I don’t even have a topic

Literally any revolution would work. I recommend the French for the sheer chaos of it.

Thanks

(So This Kid Got On My nerves Saying My realtionship was A mistake )
¨If You Really wanna Knoww about mistakes, you should ask your parents¨
~Me

Friend: Slaps my thigh like I'm the car in that one meme
Friend: THICC.
Me: Thanks?
Friend: No, you truly are dummy thicc.
Me: THANKS??

Someone, trying to make fun of me for being trans: What kind of name is Reed anyhow? A stupid one.
Me: Well first off, fuck you. I picked this name and I love it. At least I don't have a name picked by my mommy. Bitch.

Reed is a plant name, which in my stories means you're fae, so practically immortal and with magic powers, so he can suck it

"I would be mad if you didn't look like that"
"A little hypocritical, don't you think?"

These guys played the penis game and somehow got someone to reply from the awning

Friend 1: Damn Insert my name is one hot guy! (this is when I first met him)
Friend 2: Sorry mate, he's actually a genderfluid t r a p
(I never understand my friends lol-)

A kid to his twin at their lockers: If you do, I swear I will take you out of this world

"A poptart, the food of the gods."
"This is the first time you've ever had one…"
"Yes, becuase I am already a god.""

“You’re like a suitcase! You just kind of… fold up.”

"It's not free real estate."
I have a corner in my Gifted room with a bunch of beanbags stacked on top of each other. My teacher printed out a paper with the words: "Reed's Throne, not for sale" on it. Everyone is offering to buy it-

“I love this tape more than I love myself.”

“I love this tape more than I love myself.”

“My arms are too big to hug short people.”
“You’re Jesus? Me too.”
“There’s this tiny demon Satan baby and it scares the crap out of me.”
after tripping over a chair: “Jesus has to take the fall sometimes.”
“Don’t spoil the Bible, I haven’t gotten that far yet.”
slaps table “you’ve been cleansed.”
“UNCLEAN. WE DO NOT TALK TO YOU.”
“What? Oh i see, you’re like a wannabe. Are you a cosplayer or something?”
“Sorry, I don’t answer to Alex anymore.”
-All of these from the same person within 20 minutes