winces and hisses while knowing he has been a Bad Boy

I really do hate water.

mm

If you know, then you know. We can chat elsewhere about my discovery.

mm

If you know, then you know. We can chat elsewhere about my discovery.

Oh no I wasn’t mming about you Eris.

mm

If you know, then you know. We can chat elsewhere about my discovery.

Oh no I wasn’t mming about you Eris.

I knoooooooooooooow. PM me bruv.

Your stories are the best Eris Lol.

I am a magnet for the bizarre. Hence the wild stories.

That grammar exchange had me laughing that was brilliant guys.

Wonderful dear.

THE BIG CRUNCH?

…………………………………………………………………….?

Lol same.

Dom can you bring me ice cream?

love that

Come and get it and I’ll break the rules and make it free.

gasp
I didn't even have to flirt with you.
Perks.

What? That was on the table? Reconsidering…

That's how I get all my free stuff.

the fuck is going on

I know. You can pay by teaching me your skills.

the fuck is going on

Eris and I are having some friendly banter as per usual.

the fuck is going on

mood

the fuck is going on

Eris and I are having some friendly banter as per usual.

looks more than friendly

the fuck is going on

Eris and I are having some friendly banter as per usual.

looks more than friendly

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It does doesn’t it.

Oh my god

Lol.

crickets

clears throat

I know. You can pay by teaching me your skills.

And how, pray tell, would I do that?

_Awhoho

tHE SHIP RESURFACES