(Science is GREEN you dumb dumbs)
(Math is blue)
(History is red)
(English is pink or purple)
(Electives are yellow)
(Fight me ev)(I would just like to second this)
(Sometime I forget that I go as Jynnie on here and I was ready to square up)
(History is yellow )
(English is red)
(Wellness is purple)
(no way)
Me, eating five Oreos stacked on top of each other in one bite: I AM NO COWARD!
My teacher: I'm concerned.
~Later.~
Peer: Could you put away my book?
Me: I may not be a coward, but I am lazy.
"I'm your mom now"
"Why are you wearing Jeans?" -kid with jeans walks by and looks at me with the same confused expression that i'm wearing-
"OOooh, Bubonic Plague for a day, that'd be a fun experience!" I say a bit too loudly, at the end of Advanced History class.
"Dude, you know that could kill you, right?" Says some guy in response.
"In that case, goodbye," I reply, because I am accepting of fate.
-charges into my english class, just barely late- I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, I'M FILLED WITH FEAR! -is applauded or given weird looks as i sit down-
"Listen, when Mom delegates jobs to people, it's because she has a lot of important things to do. When I delegate, it's because I'm lazy."
-charges into my english class, just barely late- I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, I'M FILLED WITH FEAR! -is applauded or given weird looks as i sit down-
All I can think of is the thing with the marauders and James says "I'm a deer!"
"Did you write meth on your hand?"
“Let’s not stick needles in each other’s eyes.” ~Me (followed by my friend laughing and saying how I shouldn’t have to say that)
SPIGOT
Me to my cat: hair ties are FRIENDS not FOOD
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
"I'm hungry. What's in the cafeteria today?"
"I don't know."
"Pizza, maybe. I think."
"Children."
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
"Wait so is Elmo being constantly finger fucked?"
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
Muppet Polonius has entered the chat
"Wait so is Elmo being constantly finger fucked?"
nOPE
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
I'm so fucking confused
Join the club
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Are you sure about that?
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Are you sure about that?
Well, he's at dinner.
Dinner for the worms anyway….
@EvThePoet same