forum Bad Pickup lines

Started June 03, 2019 by @Elder-God-Whisper

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Post them all here! (But do not post inappropriate things unless they are coded and the innocents will not understand.)

Did you just fart? Cause you've blown me away

"You're as sexy as my body pillow"
"You look like my waifu/husbando"
"Is it just you, or is it hot in here?"

are you from tennessee? because you're the only 10 i see

Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I’m searching for…

I may not be a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you!

If you were a chicken, you’d be
i m p e c c a b l e

Hey are you my anxiety? Because you make me breathless

Are you a Goldfish? Because you're a snacc that smiles back.

(This is what I'm great at)

(I'm glad I created this then! lol)

Are you trash, 'cause girl I wanna take you out.

((Extra fun Fact: I knew a kid who's step dad literally asked the mom out like that. It worked, and now they're married))

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/230035493454245015/ This beauty

Are you trash, 'cause girl I wanna take you out.

((Extra fun Fact: I knew a kid who's step dad literally asked the mom out like that. It worked, and now they're married))

(My gods, lol XD. That is the best. )

Are you my cell service?
Because it seems you're never around

My friends call me hot but you can call me tonight.

By name is BADY, but you can call me
anytime

Have you been covered in bees lately because you’re sweeter than honey.

Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?

Hey are you google maps? Because I'm in need of directions.
(Seriously, I'm lost in the woods.)

You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

It seems you don't have my number, want to change that.

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Omgggg I'm dying lol XD

You, Me. Amusement park. Because you are amusing

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Ok, so my friend is Australian, and asked me to quote her. "Aaaaaactualllyyyy…. Aussies just punch each other in the d*ck and say, "Fuck you mate" lovingly."

Are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna get in a bathtub with you.