forum That ADHD feel when . . .

Started May 29, 2019 by @Moxie group

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OR MY FAVORITE

Me: Leaving work and about to drive.
Brain: Here's a super detailed scene from your story.
15 Mins later
Me: How the fuck did I get home???

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'VE HAD THAT HAPPEN TOO!!!!!!! ^^^^^

Me: Let's listen to music!
Brain: Ghost Quartet
Me: Brain, it's summer, hot, and clear out. Ghost Quartet is for bad weather
Brain: And the train was comin' and the train was comin' and the train was comin' and the train was-

Brain: Alright music time
Me: Cool! What musical?
Brain: Music time
Me: Okay but what musical???
Brain: Music time
Me: Fine I'll just pick one. This one?
Brain: No. Wrong.
Me: Okay what about this one??
Brain: No. Wrong.
Me: Fine this one???
Brain: No!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!! ALL WRONG!!!
Me, sobbing: JUST PICK ONE

Brain: Alright music time
Me: Cool! What musical?
Brain: Music time
Me: Okay but what musical???
Brain: Music time
Me: Fine I'll just pick one. This one?
Brain: No. Wrong.
Me: Okay what about this one??
Brain: No. Wrong.
Me: Fine this one???
Brain: No!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!! ALL WRONG!!!
Me, sobbing: JUST PICK ONE

Me listening to my theatre playlist on shuffle

Me: (browsing interwebs) Oh this seems like a interesting subject. Shall we read more?
Brain: But of course!

8 hours later, Eris resurfaces into the world of the living with the extreme need to pee, eat, and sleep. 15 missed calls from mom. 200 texts.

Me: wtf? Where am I?
Brain: Oh welcome back. Did you like that journey we took into Hyper Focus?
Me: What is this existence?
Brain: Hyper. Focus. Shall we do it again?
Me: Please no.

I was on Pinterest last night so I was up until three.

^^can relate

Same……

OR MY FAVORITE

Me: Leaving work and about to drive.
Brain: Here's a super detailed scene from your story.
15 Mins later
Me: How the fuck did I get home???

I'm scared this is going to happen to me and I'll get in a crash and die

Me: I have to finish this essay, it's due tomorrow.
Brain: Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch…
Me: No, focus.
Brain: Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much…

And with that I flung myself into the sun, never to turn in an essay again.

OR MY FAVORITE

Me: Leaving work and about to drive.
Brain: Here's a super detailed scene from your story.
15 Mins later
Me: How the fuck did I get home???

I'm scared this is going to happen to me and I'll get in a crash and die

I mean…I haven't died yet…but I have gotten into accidents that may or may not have been caused by me.
The police & insurance cannot prove it sooooo

Me: I have to finish this essay, it's due tomorrow.
Brain: Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch…
Me: No, focus.
Brain: Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much…

And with that I flung myself into the sun, never to turn in an essay again.

MEEEE

Me: I need to do chor-
Brain: draw.
Me: but-
Brain: draw
Me: fine… Who should I draw?
Brain: draw.
Me: okay… How about-
Brain: no, we draw her too much.
Me: then what about-
Brain: no, we don't have a solid design yet.
Me: bangs head on wall savagely

Me: (browsing interwebs) Oh this seems like a interesting subject. Shall we read more?
Brain: But of course!

8 hours later, Eris resurfaces into the world of the living with the extreme need to pee, eat, and sleep. 15 missed calls from mom. 200 texts.

Me: wtf? Where am I?
Brain: Oh welcome back. Did you like that journey we took into Hyper Focus?
Me: What is this existence?
Brain: Hyper. Focus. Shall we do it again?
Me: Please no.

Oh my god I do this all the time time. I now know a lot about Nellie Bly because I did this last night.

I'm pretty sure I stayed up through the night last night because I was trying to find something on Pinterest and ended up in the Meme Void.

Me: time to sleep
Brain: runrunrun nothingnothing circlescircles awake yesyesyes nothingnothingnothing gears are spinning raceracerace
Me: shut up. we aren't even thinking about anything we need to sleep

Legit happened to be about an hour ago

Brain: gotta go FAST
Me: (heart racing, sweating although sitting still) What? Why?
Brain: FASTTTTTTTTT. DO ALL THE THINGS SO FAST.
Me: Shit–okay. (Does all the things super fast)
Boss: Are you high?

Brain: Let's go fast
Me: No, I have my glasses case in my pocket and it's fallen out once
Brain: Nyoom nyoom the bike goes zoom zoom
Me: What?
Brain: Nyoom

My constant mood:

Me @ my brain: what?

Me: Sleep
Brain: It's PARTY TIME
Me: Wait no
Brain: wE MUST DANCE
Me: I need to get to bed-
Brain: I've already picked a song
Me: Oh gosh no
Brain: Some repetitive Taylor Swift song or something
Me: …
Brain: Now dance.

'wE MUST DANCE' XD

Me: Brain, why must you be like this?
Brain: MOVE!! NO WORK! INTERNAL BREAKDOWN!!!
Me: help?

Me: literally doing anything and trying to concentrate
Brain: Stephanie Tanner voice How rude. How rude. How rude. How rude. How rude, etc.
Me: STAHP
Brain: HOw rUdEE

This is me rn…. I SHOULD NOOOOOOOOT BE ON NOTEBOOK!!!!!

Am I the only one here who carries Stress Paper? It's where you write down what stresses you on paper and then rip it up and carry the ripped paper around and play with it and make shapes when you're stressed.

that actually sounds like a great idea…..

It works for me, lol. I have like six bags of it now.

On A Date And Having A Good Time™

Brain: Tell him you eat eyeballs
Me: …………….what.
Brain: No wait. Start speaking in German.
Me: We know German???
Brain: Ja liebchen.
Me to my date: So….Do you know any German?