I too agree since body dysphoria is the shit today. Also, another question because I keep asking these: I find myself more interested in reading or writing sexual encounters rather than watching or experiencing them. I would totally have sex with someone if I was in a long term, serious relationship with them and that's what they wanted, heck, I'd probably even initiate some encounters! But I prefer reading and writing smut because my goblin author brain says so and just likes words more than…. you know. Is this wrong or is it perfectly normal or what? I'm currently looking this up to see if it's a thing that I'd rather read it write nsfw than engage in it and that I don't really get turned on by stuff like that. But that I still would have sex. I'm pretty sure this is just wordsy demisexuality but you never know.
Update: I haven't found anything yet but I did find a list of names for certain kinks. I'm reading it all and planning to tell every author of every fanfiction ever that there's a word for the sex in front of mirrors kink cuz tbh I see way too much of that. It's not inherently bad just common. And honestly I just want to tell all fanfic authors there's a name for the kinks they write, and list them. Because I'm a smartass. Should I? (I'm doing it no matter what but my praise starved brain is just fishing for approval tbh.)
Update–the sequel: Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder. That's a thing. Help. Why does this exist?
Bojack Horseman has taught me much
apparently it adds to the high. and if you eat a lime it'll make it better. It's called autoerotic asphyxiation if you hang yourself while jackin' it.
never tried it
just watched bojack horseman
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts. So… I'm gonna admit to having wrote this. I write shit about ghosts and murder and polyamory and all that, is it so strange? But yeah a character of mine gets a phantom blowjob. Should you question it? Yes. Will you? No.
Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. So…. wet dream pampering? I could see myself writing some consensual somnophilia sort of writing.
I don't know. I just like writing kinky stuff.
Bojack Horseman has taught me much
apparently it adds to the high. and if you eat a lime it'll make it better. It's called autoerotic asphyxiation if you hang yourself while jackin' it.
never tried it
just watched bojack horseman
I've never seen the show. Is it any good?
yummy blowjob from a ghost.
sorry lmao
It's not that weird compared to stuff I've written in other sex scenes. Ever heard of Plushophilia or Pyrophilia? I nearly kill a character with one of these, and the other they just get walked in on. And then it becomes a threeesome. I'll let you decide which it is. Also: dick maggots. All I'll say because the context is even worse.
I'm fairness the threesome was just the third partner in the poly group hearing stuff get busy upstairs, decided that paperwork could stuff it, and went to relax and have some fun. So it's all cool.
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B'3 (that's my attempt at text emojis: smug face edition.)
Call me a sicko if you want but you can't say you're not at least somewhat intrigued or I'll fite you.
idek know what to think but I don't think i'm intrigued
cus mate you're talking to an asexual
so no
I'm not intrigued lol
Most of this shit is either because I have sicko friends, I'm a sicko, and I'm a sicko that can write, and they can't, or because I write fanfiction. The second one honestly makes more sense because in the fandoms I'm in, as long as it's somewhat sane anything passes.
so you're calling yourself a sicko
idek know what to think but I don't think i'm intrigued
cus mate you're talking to an asexual
so no
I'm not intrigued lol
Not sexually. I'm not implying that. or even.Outright saying it. And it doesn't have to be intriguing in a good way, ya know? I'm just saying that so far everyone I've met has been terrified but wanted to read at least some of it. Because I know a lot of weirdos but that's besides the point.
You know I should probably just shut up now. You probably think I'm really weird now and i don't want to give that impression. I just write weird stuff and draw weird stuff because it helps me get those thoughts out of my head. I've tried to suppress shit, talk to people about it, but nothing works except writing all the darkness my brain can make up.
idek know what to think but I don't think i'm intrigued
cus mate you're talking to an asexual
so no
I'm not intrigued lol
Not sexually. I'm not implying that. or even.Outright saying it. And it doesn't have to be intriguing in a good way, ya know? I'm just saying that so far everyone I've met has been terrified but wanted to read at least some of it. Because I know a lot of weirdos but that's besides the point.
Okay but that makes me uncomfortable to even think about
like honey
calm the fuck down
You know I should probably just shut up now. You probably think I'm really weird now and i don't want to give that impression. I just write weird stuff and draw weird stuff because it helps me get those thoughts out of my head. I've tried to suppress shit, talk to people about it, but nothing works except writing all the darkness my brain can make up.
mate I already think that because everyone on this dang site is weird. I just… don't know what to think anymore. honestly about anything.
Yeah, probably shouldn't have said that. I just needed to scream all the random shit I've been thinking. I promise, I'm better irl. I sound like I'm lying, and you can think of it that way. But I suppose I maybe needed to? I can't talk to very many people about this stuff and I can't even mention it here because then everything will all go wrong but I suppose it did and now we have this stupid conversation where I just confessed I use a lot of gore and obscure things in my writing and now I guess I'm Satan's child. And I'm saying this wrong. I'm saying I'm sorry for infodumping about my interest in gore. And that I'm sorry that I had to make you uncomfortable. And that I really don't want you to think of me as a terrible person. It's just I've been dealing with a lot of shit and then that all slipped out and I hurt you. So I'm sorry.
Noooo Sparky don't apologize, you can like what you want to write. I'm just saying I think it's just a little too much (because I'm literally 1% of the population), but I'm not saying others won't like it. I'm not accusing you of doing anything wrong. I'm just trying to control you and that's bad, I made you feel bad annnnddd I'm the one at fault. Sorry love.
No, no! Really, it's bad I hurt you. But if it helps I'm not into any of the stuff I write except for characters with squishy bellies and squishy belly kisses– I like characters who are more floofy, I guess, I'm just not as attracted to skinny people. They're pretty, sure, but I like big fluffy bear hugs, even just platonically I like fluff and poof because cuteness uwu. Sorry.
Nah you didn't hurt me at all, not even make me uncomfortable, just kind of bamboozled me I guess. It's just hard to wrap my mind around lol. Also skinny and squishy people 100000000000% all the way.
And you're not at fault at all. I'm not meaning to offend anyone here. Off you're ace, you're valid and I'm sorry, if you're just uncomfortable then shit, I messed up, and if both I feel really sorry that I did that. Really, really sorry. So….. can we just ignore this, pretend this was just a totally normal, not grimdark gory discussion where I fucked up the site, and change the subject?
Nah you didn't hurt me at all, not even make me uncomfortable, just kind of bamboozled me I guess. It's just hard to wrap my mind around lol. Also skinny and squishy people 100000000000% all the way.
Amiright? All body types are cute! Why doesn't the media are this?
ALL BODY TYPES ARE BEAUTIFUL bodies are nice to look at from an artist POV so nice
Seriously tho can we get more chubby models? Everyone I see in popular media is just,,,, twigs,,,, like,,,, from a nursing standpoint,,,, are you okay baby? Cuz you're too skinny to be healthy. That's why I like the song Far Bottomed Girls by Queen because sure, it may have had some weird lyrics and mildly spoopy undertones, but it really helped with body positivity. Fact is, Freddie Mercury was gay. He wasn't attracted to women, fat bottomed or not. And then he wrote that. And suicides, death by diet, and general body hate started to go away quite rapidly! Yasss, Queen, can I get a wahoo?
yessssss freddieeeee yesssss also I'm pretty sure Brian May wrote that song not Freddie, know your Queen honey boo. I love Queen so much the remaining members are such angels <3
Oh, my bro told me Queen wrote that one. I'll look it up.
five seconds later oh, so it was! Still, cool song.