forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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HNNNNNGH MY EYESSSS

You'll never take us alive, copper!

We were just getting st-art-ed
_{I’m really bad at this}

They'll never get olive us!

I am purplexed to why you would want us to stop

back on track people

I want quotes not stupid puns

"Puns are only stupid when you are."

But technically most of us are high/middle schoolers so all of our bad puns are quotes

nO

No I don't care. No fucking puns.

You. Are. A. Pun.

-.- just stop with it

You are it.

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

"Silly Trix, rabbits are for kids."

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

Honestly the oboe causes enough damage just being played. Especially when there's two

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

Honestly the oboe causes enough damage just being played. Especially when there's two

…I should’ve seen this coming.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOh snap

My best friend plays oboe and she sucks but what can you do

_{okay but oboe and viola we are the laughingstock of performing arts and ajxjskxnwldnosdnk just tell the piccolos to shut it}

"Buddy, pal, friend. I am literally the loudest and highest soprano in the school. Do not get on my bad side lest you not be able to hear for a month."

_{I know I feel so bad for my poor viola buddies they are very underappreciated (also all the string kids lowkey hate band so ehehe that's fun)}

_{I feel like band and orchestra kids kinda hate each other but will always band together against the choir.}

_{WAIT IM SORRY I TOTALLY DIDNT REALIZE THE PUN EMI IM SORRY}

it's fine

just constantly is annoying as hell

sorry I'm so all over the place lmao i'm really tired from band today

Band camp?

yep

Oof.

we spent two hours outside in noon ass heat and it sapped all of my energy

now i wanna eat not be bothered by dumb puns -.-