forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Gasp But yeah, I'm happy I'm not a band kid cause at least we're inside most of the time..

Yeah we’re outside all the time except for lunch and dinner so we don’t wanna hear it

has been half an hour since our last water break "last run and then water" another half hour later "alright, we're a bit overdue for a water break, so thirty second water break"
"More like thirsty second water break amiright"

"Hey, can you stop threatening my boyfriend with murder?"
"You know what would solve that? Murder."

Me: is Nick gay?
Everyone I sit with: yes

aggressively snorts stress relief cream "IT DIDN'T WORK I STILL HAVE ANXIETY"

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

Some Spanish highlights
_________
Girl: Drops hydroflask

Literally everyone: SKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP
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Spanish teacher: The Kardashians say things on their show that make them seem really dumb.

Me: Kylie Jenner to the foyer, I have a surprise for you. IS THAT A CHICKEN?!

(Don't think I said it right, but still proud I got it out of me.)

“I think everyone in here is slightly sociopathic.”
various sounds of affirmation
“It’s the GT.”
“No, it’s just everyone else is stupid.”
“In a good way. Most of the time.”
“Yeah, ok.”

"Bad dumbass?"
"No. You are a good dumbass."

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

what's going on in german

"DEPORT ME THEN."

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

I know a kid like that I-

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

Public School Be Like That Sometimes

"Salsa is a fruit." -my advisory class.

"[word i will not use] I haven't washed my ass in 15 years."

"FREE THE CHRISTIAN GAYS!"

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

what's going on in german

German 1 student at your service. I know kennen means “to know,” I’m assuming lernen means “to learn” or something, idk what zu is, and wie geht’s? means “how’s it going?”
Das ist Deutsch meine freunde und freundinnen.

"I am going to beat you with a stick of obsidian."

"Only uterus bearing people allowed here!"
same place I heard "You have no uterus, you are irrelevant"

"Help let me go" -Danny Gonzalez

"Jesus is going to get some holy water"

“I dont want to f#@% Slender-man!“
“That´s a sentence that I never want to hear again.“

"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

what's going on in german

German 1 student at your service. I know kennen means “to know,” I’m assuming lernen means “to learn” or something, idk what zu is, and wie geht’s? means “how’s it going?”
Das ist Deutsch meine freunde und freundinnen.

no she was in my german class last year haha
we rewatched the old video(you know which one) and i couldn't remember "nett dich" so i said "hecc this"

"just superglue your tits together and woo, pushup bra!"

"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

To enjoy Shakespeare?

"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

To enjoy Shakespeare?

I meant the clownfucker bit.