forum Completely out-of-context quotes.

Started May 07, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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Whether they're from a book, the internet, your cousins, a badly translated sign, whatever. Just scream the quote here without context-

"Buying a mattress on a Sunday."

GAMEY SWEATER TAG

Aren't we all cereal killers?

Ngl Jerry be lookin kinda thicc

"she said she'd be a jellyfish"
"she'd be the serial killer jellyfish that no one suspects because she's super quiet but then they'd know after they're all dead"

"global warming. such a mood."

"I really enjoyed it when he failed to murder me, but to be honest, it was a bit of a letdown, too."

"That's where I learned to be a duck."

Girl 1-"Go sit on a cactus."
Girl 2- "Sit on who? Mike?"
Boy 1(Knows who Mike is aka their mutual friend)- "Waaaaat?"

"Wtf even is a jellyfish? You can't kill them, they're immortal."

"Dudududududu" wiggles a shirt with flamingos on the front of it happily to a weird tune

"advanced laser fat removal technology"

while smacking their stomach chanting ONE OF US, ONE OF US

That puddle is bigger then my wang.

"You're a moron-"

"YES, I AM MOR-ONWESOME THAN YOU!!!!1!1!11!1111"

"if I gave you this cookie, how much of your biscuit would you give me?"
"None of it"
"No cookie for you" shoves entire cookie in mouth

"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"

"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"

Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote

"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"

Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote

XD nope

"wait–how did she not know Tom Holland was British?"

"What- Benedict Cumberbatch plays prostitute in upcoming movie?"
i concern myself

"Utterly perfect. Like the word udder. So, you're only perfect by cow standards."
"Have you ever spoken to a cow? Cause let me tell you, they have some pretty high standards"

My IQ is easily above 70. Try to test me on tying my shoes or how the Earth is a triangle.

“Ahhh, I love drinking DENTIST BALLS”

“So..voices…come to this side of my head very often?”

"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."

"Of course it's not an American made car. He came from another planet!"

"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."

you are my new favorite person

"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."

you are my new favorite person

Aw thank you!!
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins."

i have many, but i'll just post them in short bursts i think
(almost all of them are from my older brother)

"the pink sheep is still naked"

"creeper holes"

"you're next pigs, they were laughing but now they're afraid"

"lather me up in that coal dust"

"it's a fetus tree"

"It's fine. I wasn't really choking her anyway."
"No, the dark closet in the bathroom."
"Tell that to the rabid earthworms."

I feel like that maybe wasn't a single conversation but that's how I read it and it made it so much better

That works too, though…