forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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((Miki-ti is a character from the anime The Devil is a Part-Timer. She's the devil's landlord. She's terrifying. I'm down for calling her 'they' though. This is Miki-ti:))

"F*$% this shit, i'm out!" I walked away and created a portal back to another world, one that may be less crazy.

As I stepped through the portal, a strange chill began to creep into my bones. Stepping onto the other side I can only see a plain of ice stretching to the horizon.

((lol she looks like the Witch of the Waste from Howl's Moving Castle))

Suddenly, a tauntaun bounded into view. "Quick, hop on before they find us!" it barked. It looked like I'd found myself a new partner!

As I looked around for enemies, I noticed a group of strange ships quickly gaining ground on us. We'd have better luck hiding than running at their pace.

Onboard the strange ships were groups of pirate unicorns who were tired of the pure life.

And their vampire master.

The vampire master was, hiwever, very sunburnt and worn a white sheet over himself to keep the sun's rays from burning him even more….he looked like a stupid ghost

"Rar, rar." The ghosty vampire said. "I vant to succ your blud."

The vampire, or vampy as im now going to call him floated over to where i stood.

(I don't know why but that sentence made me laugh out loud)

"I will snuck ur blood my lovely Bella" he moaned in that cliche, yet hauntingly seductive vampy voice. I didn't know whether to feel scared or aroused like every girl did in a cheap YA novel. "Read thiss and it will all make sensse you understand…" he continued, holding out a copy of Twilight.

I hiss and smacked the devils spawn out of his hand. I ran away from vampy, hissing wildly.b

"Hey, read this instead." A man said handing her a copy of Harry Potter. "It will restore your faith in humanity." He whispered, melting into the shadows.

I held the book in my hands, awing over the cover.
Vampy neared with every second.
There was only thing i could do.
I threw the Harry Potter book at this head.

"AHHhh nooo my eyyeessss!" He screamed, because the book was actually a Twilight book disguised with a Harry Potter cover. He then skimmed over a few words of the book and then shrieked, falling unconscious.

I ran away and jumped into a random nether portal from Minecraft.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" I screamed as i fell into the swirly death abyss.

((So many things have happened while I was gone XD))

On the other side of the portal was Wonderland, though god knows why.

Willy Wonka suddenly appeared besides me out of nowhere and shouted,
" HELLO MY FRIEND MY NAME IS JOHN CENA AND WELCOME TO CANDYLAND!!!! EVERYTHING HERE IS EDIBLE, EVEN YOU AND ME! BUT THAT MY FRIEND IS CALLED CANNIBALISM, AND IS FROWNED UPON BY SOCIETY!! ^_^||"

"Well heck," I said. He grinned at me. "Say, when did you move to Wonderland?" I asked, tilting my head to the side quizzically.

"Oh, a few years back."

"How vague."

"One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine one hundred!" He sang, skipping away merrily among the clumps of giant Twizzlers, growing a tall and as thick as evergreens.

I glanced at the amazing food, my mouth watering.
but something stood out…
a large gummy worm hopped around joyfully

"I'm definitely going to get fat," I mumbles to myself as I followed the hopping Wonka.

"Fat is the beautiful here! Skinny is considered undesirable and disgusting." He poked a candy cane at my flat stomach. "Gosh, fix yourself up! You need to be beautiful, the most important thing, other than candy of course."

I look at him doubtfully, then glance down at my stomach. Am I really that ugly? I wonder.

"Of course you are, love!" Willy Wonka called from his perch on top of a Twizzler, about forty feet in the air.

"Did I say that out loud?" I ask myself aloud.

"No," Willy says, swinging on vines of Laffy Taffy like a mentally unstable Tarzan, "I can read your thoughts.

"Well that's not creepy at all," I mutter dryly.

"Come up here skinny darling!" He threw the vines on the side of the twizzler and it turned into a rope latter. "Feast from top to bottom!"

"Uuuuuh sure," I said, slowly edging away before throwing myself back through the portal.