forum The Miracle family!!

Started January 21, 2019 by Deleted user

tune

I have no idea…. Apparently they don't teach you stuff in elementary school….

Not really, I mean… If you truly think about it, the only "basic knowledge" is stuff like how to breathe, speak, walk, etc.

…And how a mummy is made…
rolls out

I don't know what elementary school you went to, but I went to one where we learned about ancient Egypt, the Tudors, how to look after animals, and how to get a boyfriend by acting dead

Same here…

I was homeschooled…. so my observations and comparisons may be more than a little off….

Maybe I was just taught weird but I learned where children come from before I learned how a mummy is made

I think I learned about mummies first….. the ancient kind….

We learned anatomy in first grade, second was things like hunters and gatherers/civilizations, third grade was greek mythology and then middle school is kinda review.

Okay yeah, I had a normal education

WELP I’M CURRENTLY DYING AND HERE’S THE TEA
So basically I’m not going to be able to bind for a few days because I somehow hurt my lungs, and my back, and everything because the bras I use to bind are now too small. So yeah I’m emotionally and physically dying. Like it hurts if I breathe too deeply which is basically what you have to do all the time in band and I have a 2 hour rehearsal on Thursday. So yeah that’s about it

Yeah.

OOF I hope good things come for you Max!!
And yes… my educatiopn was not normal…. (Wanna know how a seastar eats??)

Oh, Max, that's terrible! I'll pray for you!

I would rather you not bind and be safe, then risk your safety to confirm your gender identity. At least before you get a binder. A true binder.

(They eject their stomachs out of their bodies. Learned that a long time ago)

I did a whole zoology unit on the deep sea….

I would rather you not bind and be safe, then risk your safety to confirm your gender identity. At least before you get a binder. A true binder.

Thanks Uncle Shuri ;-;
I’m working on getting a binder

Good.

Omg y’all…
I just got turned into a floor blanket burrito and tickled to death by my mother….why is that the most fun I’ve had in years

_{I wish I could get stuff like that from my mom…..}

I want to be a blanket burrito…

I wish I could turn my baby sister into one so she'd:
A). Stop climbing on me.
B). Stop tripping over my foot.

I wish I could turn my baby sister into one so she'd:
A). Stop climbing on me.
B). Stop tripping over my foot.

C). Stop coloring on the walls.
D). Stay in one place.
E). Look super pancaking adorable.

1. I hope Morgan gets better soon! Praying for her now.
2. Oof, sorry Max. I agree with Shuri, though.

I just ate an entire tub of ice cream and I feel like the most useless thing on the planet!

I wish I could turn my baby sister into one so she'd:
A). Stop climbing on me.
B). Stop tripping over my foot.

C). Stop coloring on the walls.
D). Stay in one place.
E). Look super pancaking adorable.

F). Stop bugging me.
G). Fall asleep?
H). Be adorable!!
I). Stop getting into stuff.
J). Stop making a mess.

I just ate an entire tub of ice cream and I feel like the most useless thing on the planet!

What kind of icecream?
(Also you are the opposite of useless.)

It was a really weird flavor.

What flavour?