I’m going to refer to people by their first initials, so that’s what the letters mean
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Me: finds a stick that’s pointy on both ends
Me: I found a pokey thing
S: Ooh can I have it? I wanna stab someone!
C: Can I help?
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S: But (my name)’s the least violent out of all of us! Why does she get the weapon?
C: Probably because she’s the least violent out of all of us
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Context: we’re doing a Stations of the Cross thing where we act out the stations (except we’re still) and I’m a soldier/guard so I have a spear. One of them broke so they took it to our art teacher to fix it. He fixed it, and I’m carrying it over to church for practice. My friends are fighting over who gets to hold it
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My friend (S) wrote a parody of Sunbeams and Sea (the mermaid song in Peter Pan) about bald heads. I was going to post it, but I was cringing too much while I typed it and I decided not to torture you
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In Spanish class, learning forms of the verb tener.
Teacher: Now I want you to write a sentence using tener
Classmate (G): yo tenga…I have…how do you say no life?
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During mic check the other day, you know how you’re supposed to say something and then sing? The boy who plays John sang “Baby” by Justin Bieber (I think you’re supposed to sing something from the show, but he made the whole cast laugh)
"gays were sent to earth to control overpopulation!"
Teacher: do you know your name?
Kid: yes, of course
Teacher: then whats your name?
Kid: …
Teacher: what’s the name of your third grade teacher?
Kid: oh, Mrs. (name)
Teacher: so you know that but not your name
Kid: I know my name. It’s… its… um…
Teacher: nice to meet you Um
"gays were sent to earth to control overpopulation!"
Either Bo Burnham goes to your school or a Bo Burnham fan does
"Would you like to join our cult"
My best friend to anyone who sits with our friend group at lunch
This cult stuff for some reason reminds of something that happened last year. I can't remember anything said though. :/
Basically, a friend and I realized some kid was trying to figure out a pledge we kept mentioning. So we taught him a kingdom pledge when he still wanted to learn after being told it was for world building and not some secret club. I can't even remember it, but it was fun telling someone about a project far from being done. Though looking back it probably looked like a cult meeting to anyone paying attention to two kids teaching someone a pledge of loyalty to something besides the country.
our cult we draw a feather in sharpie on your whist and if you want to be second in command (I am right now) our 'Cult leader' writes her name on your arm and you must keep it there for a week and we have a hall of fame and a google classroom some google forms and a couple google docs WE ARE COMITTED
you must be accepted I'm sorry
During mic check the other day, you know how you’re supposed to say something and then sing? The boy who plays John sang “Baby” by Justin Bieber (I think you’re supposed to sing something from the show, but he made the whole cast laugh)
And yesterday he sang “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift
Also my friends (S and C) and I have been talking about if we went back in time and taught the people who wrote the Declaration of Independence modern words.
“We have a gucci idea. We are triggered at you and so we are yeeting you out of our lives.” And then King George reads it and he’s like, “What the heck is wrong with these people?”
Two kids in my orchestra class "So about the thing, you told me not to do?" "What about the thing I told you not to do?" "Well.... I did the thing." "DAMMIT, what did I tell you about doing the thing!" "That's it you're completely banned from the things!"
Our teacher "What. The. Heck. Are. You. Two. Talking. About!"
Back to the friends "Isn't it obvious, were talking about things."
Teacher "........... Why do I teach orchestra again?"
@CharBar I told our leader about you joining and she was super excited she said you could join just I need to send you something.
"GET YOUR CULT TAPE OFF OF ME!"
"hey, country-wide croc sale!"
"I tried to double task while playing Kahoot and I got fourth… out of six players." - friend
"GET YOUR CULT TAPE OFF OF ME!"
21 pilots i think…? idk
JUST AN FYI SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A TWENTY ONE PILOTS FAN LIKE MYSELF
the abbreviation is 'TØP' and only haters use '21p' or '21 pilots'
don't ask why it's just a thing tyler and josh told us
also yee, sorry about the cult tape, we just want to aggressively welcome you to the trench era
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JUST AN FYI SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A TWENTY ONE PILOTS FAN LIKE MYSELF
hey guess what
21 pilots
I’m not a hater dw
but…ngl, even though you were joking…i got low-key triggered…
i need to see a therapist
