forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me, in my room: "SOmebody once told me we're all gonna…um…DIEARONI"
Sommer in the back yard: "SHE AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHHHHHED!"

Me, in my room: "SOmebody once told me we're all gonna…um…DIEARONI"
Sommer in the back yard: "SHE AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHHHHHED!"

Beautiful

@OsamaBinLadder said this to me "Gimme the sharpies so we can get high"

"cumber cubes"

"I'm going to sniff this toxic jelly so I don't have to go to school tomorrow." (in science class)
They actually did get sick, but on the weekend and didn't miss any school. They didn't get super ill tho.

Also, one time someone ran around the PE area with a hoodie pulled closed (so that you could only see their nose), waving the strings, and yelling "I can smell you with my tentacles (pronounced tent-a-kales).

jared I swear to god THE F*CKING WATERMELON GOES IN THE COMPOST YOU IDIOT

I know a Jared and that is something that has definitely been said to him at some point

spits water on friend playing pokemon go
"Magikarp used splash"

SS Teacher: "So now we kill all the smart and rich people!"
Kid: "I'm lovin' it more than McDonalds!"
thanks i hate it

"Zanpakutō's don't have minds of their own! This is invalid!"
"IT'S A FECKING AU, THEY CAN HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN IF I WANT THEM TO!"
Insert hysterically shouting Bleach quotes

"Who else is it going to go to, is Chlorine just holding an electron out on a leash like a 5 year old at the park!"

PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX DE-LIV-ER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK CHEESEY ON MY PENNY AND SOME SAUCE UP ON MY BALLS!

Person 1: Grabs Chromebook
Person 2: holds on to Chromebook
P2: Do you seriously want to have hand sex?
P1: Holds index finger out.
P2: Makes a hole with fingers and puts it in
P1: Tries to take their finger out.
P2: Grabs finger
P1: Manages to get finger back.
P1: That's what your's would actually do. clenches hand in fist
P2: Nods.

"Do you think people are too scared of bees?"

"Do you think people are too scared of bees?"

my nephew is terrified of them he SCREAMS when he sees them

I love bees

i don't mind them

"I had vegan lettuce yesterday."

what an icon

“I think the English teacher is a communist.”

"You know I think every one wants to come to my classroom because I have such an inviting personality."

"I'm ready to just spray the entire school with Liquid Ass"

"My jeans are heterozygous, I fucking want to die-gous!"

"that's an oof"

"After you point a gun at someone, you cross the line from Eminent Domain to just being a dick."
– Me, to my friend when we were discussing politics and such.

"After you point a gun at someone, you cross the line from Eminent Domain to just being a dick."
– Me, to my friend when we were discussing politics and such.

Oof. True tho

“That is one thicc pigeon.”

Random person: Sneezes really loud.
Me: Satan?

(the same thing happened oh my god)
Phone rings
Samantha: Satan?
Me: Is that you?
Alex: Dad?