forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"My cat looks like many animals, a cat is not one of them."
"Among these animals are the weasel, the rat, the puppy, and the otter, more commonly known as Benedict Cumberbatch."

lol, for some reason that reminds me this happened yesterday:
"Wait." Squints at trees in background paintings "Is that weed?" -Friend while I'm trying to watch Bambi

kid falls in the hall
"You should've drank more milk so your weak bones wouldn't succumb to making you fall"-His friend instead of helping him up

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

ugh

My teacher said this during a cells Kahoot
"I swear, if you guys pick Cell Home instead the correct answer, which I know you know, I'm gonna throw a nucleus at someone" takes the nucleus' out of the plant and animal cell models

kahooooooooooot

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

"I may not be able to see since Redacted took my glasses, but I can see THAT YOU'RE A SHADY BITCH WHOS CHEATING ON KAHOOT."

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

sounds like band class, tbh

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

And kahoot didn’t change it? Kahoot thinks “spooky” and “let it snow” are bad/inappropriate words!

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

And kahoot didn’t change it? Kahoot thinks “spooky” and “let it snow” are bad/inappropriate words!

I spaced it out

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

Oh my god this is my favourite thing

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

_maybe

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

_maybe

Perfect

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

Once, I won Kahoot and yelled "BOOM! I AM FULL OF FRICKIN' MAGIC RIGHT NOW!"

I literally once named myself Fortnite Dances In Depressed
No one knew who I was till I won and started to badly fortnite dance

i almost always win kahoot

I always try and then give up and do something else on my computer

I don't even know what Kahoot is

I didn't know until halfway through eighth grade so I feel ya. It's a review game that some teachers use and it gets very intense and has some great music that's actually really annoying