forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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(sorry! i'll do my best to not constantly quote them. i feel really bad i'm really sorry)

^^^^^^^^^^^

(i feel the need to apologize for apologizing so much but that would be repetition? agh i hate anxiety)

again ^^^^^^^

Hastily unbuttons jacket
"AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"Cinderella's Prince has a foot fetish, and the reason he goes all over the kingdom is to see all of those sexy sexy feet."
"Feet aren't sexy, that's why I have an entire sneaker collection."

The assistant bad director was talking about how he only yells if you repeatedly don't understand and don't pay attention.
A clarinet player who isn't that bright: "But you always yell at me!"
Me: "GEE I WONDER WHY"
The entire band starts to laugh and the band director gives me a high five

Student to teacher: "Mr. (insert teacher's name) your sock's untied!"

We were playing a march in band that was from Russia, and a big drink from Russia is vodka, so he told us to play it like we were drinking vodka, not like water, which was how we were playing it previously. So the next time we had practice, I just say, "Don't play it like you're drinking water." and the band director hears me and he's like, "say it louder."
Me: "DON'T PLAY IT LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING WATER!"

"No no no! Your playing is blue! It needs to be purple!! Purple!!"

piling coats onto me threatiningly Oh? Are you toasty yet?
Me: someone murder me.

"I'm too young to die again!"

"It literally sounds like a da wae cult in there."

(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)

(Thanks for pointing it out, it's extremely annoying. Try to lay off of it, Ember and Mezzo, I've told you repeatedly to stop. Sorry for quoting an issue from last page but it irked me. ^-^)

(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)

(Thanks for pointing it out, it's extremely annoying. Try to lay off of it, Ember and Mezzo, I've told you repeatedly to stop. Sorry for quoting an issue from last page but it irked me. ^-^)

Y'all constantly complaining about it is annoying. You've made your point. You're being a bigger bother than they ever were.

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But they were doing it repeatedly, and I've told them to stop repeatedly. And this is my thread.

I know bringing it back up was bad. That's why I apologized and explained my reasoning. You don't have to be an asshole about it.

"What do you call a group of dead inside techies when no one is listening? A murder."

"Whenever I open my mouth, awkwardness just falls out." –My band director, also owner of the totally original "I meant to do that" after she trips on her stand or drops her baton.

^my band director accidentally throws her baton at least twice a week lol. Must come with the territory

My theatre director either throws down or loses her glasses every week.

I love art directors, they are so wonderful.

Crew Member: Takes a bite of 4 chicken tenders stacked together at once
Ensemble Girl #1: Wow, I didn't think you'd be able to fit that in your mouth!
The Wolf: Fake coughs
The Wolf: That'swhatshesaid
Stage Manager: Disappointment

"You've never sucked on a bullion cube!??!?!?!"

"I cant smell all."

"Are you breadest?"
"No, I eat all bread equally"

"Are you breadest?"
"No, I eat all bread equally"

That sounds like an inside joke my friends and I have, except instead of breadest it’s riceist

"Remember that time in seventh grade when we blew up a plant"

“I’m not EATING the BEADS I’m BEING a NINJA!” -Something I heard that probably might have made a bit more sense with context