forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted. You are part of the backstage crew for a Shakespeare show.
I wish I knew how the hell to do my math assignment

Granted but your teacher now gives triple the amount of homework.
I wish I could leave math class without getting in trouble.

But you get into trouble for going home after school
I wish my school uniform and dress code is less annoying

Granted. You are free to where whatever but it has to always be in two shades of pink that clash terribly.
I wish that I could live in a beautiful tree house in the snowy woods where I would be free of people and school, and I was super rich, and super happy with my three lil doggos, and I was free to sit in my comfy room all day reading books, drawing, watching netflix, and writing. And all favorite book series were finished and that I was the first person to ever read them.

But you will a day after going there
I wish the school novel study books are more interesting

Granted, but you have to write an essay about each chapter
I wish that I could actually remember to do my math homework

And get every single question wrong
I wish I could speak more languages fluently

But never be able to read it.
I wish I could find my soulmate.

And the die together romantically
I wish my internet works better

But you have no data
I wish i could actually function without caffeine

But you sleep 22 hr a day
I wish I can sleep better

But you can't wake up
I wish that my stuPID KEYBOARD on my phone would acTUALLY TYPE FOR ONCE

In Chinese characters
I wish my memory is perfect

Granted but you can remember the worst and most scarring memories in the most detail.
I wish I didn't have to go to Physics, Math or P.E.

Granted, but all other classes are double periods with your enemies
I wish that I could still fit in this one shirt that's really pretty

Granted but it is now covered in rainbow sequins.
I wish I was a witch. (Harry potter witch)

Granted. But you're in Slytherin so everyone hates you for NO GOOD REASON!!!!
I wish I had a niffler.

Granted. But you're in Slytherin so everyone hates you for NO GOOD REASON!!!!
I wish I had a niffler.

(Heh, but I hate them back so SUCK ON THAT NON-SLYTHERINS!)
Granted, but of course, it steals all your jewelry and money.
I wish that I my doggos could stay puppies forever but still get smarter.

You don't get smarter though
I wish maths is less annoying

Granted, but you still can't do it.
I wish my drawings could come to life and be my best friends with attributes that those characters actually have!

Granted, but I sure hope you've never drawn any horror art or villainous characters… That won't go over well
I wish I had a decent sense of humor

Granted, but no one laughs at your jokes.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you would have the effects of not sleeping.
I wish I could never be late to class again.

Granted but you are now always an hour early.
I wish I could eat whatever and not get sick.

Granted, now you can't drink anything without getting sick.
I wish I could do more good for the people I love.

Granted, but nothing good happens to you in return (I'm sorry.)
I wish I could draw guys, cause I can't seem able to (I can draw girls fine but the male anatomy is ten times more difficult with all those muscles!)

Granted, but you can't draw girls

I wish I could hug all of you

And the be permanently attached to the one of us
I wish I'm not in a timezone where I'm asleep when everyone else is awake

Granted but now everyone is asleep when your awake, which is always.
I wish my Physics homework could go die in a hole.

And their ghost will haunt you
(I feel you, mate)
I wish my maths teacher can be less pancaking stupid