forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted, but you become like my music teacher and sing every single word you say but sound absolutely amazing doing so

I wish I had a real life unicorn

Granted, but it's murderous.
I wish I could breathe underwater

Who covers you in a rainbow substance that may or may not be pop
I wish I can get a cat

I wish I could breathe underwater

Granted, but you can’t breathe out of water

I wish I can get a cat

Granted, but she hates you and bites at your hand

I wish the site wasn’t so dead

Granted but now everyone on the site becomes evil and start fighting.
I wish I could stay home and read all day.

But only for one day per decade
I wish I am better at time management

Granted but you are trapped at an office desk for the rest of your life.
I wish yaaaaawn Honestly I just want to be done with this. I'm tired.

Granted, but you can never come back (I don't mean that literally)
I wish I could sleep for an extra hour.

You also stay at school for an extra hour everyday
I wish music lessons can all be during maths

Granted, but while music lessons are going on while you are doing math
I wish I wasn't involved in the drama that is happening on this site

You are involved in real life instead
I wish there is less drama

Granted, except there's more negativity instead

I wish my indestructible amount of self-confidence would come back…

You are now an arrogant idiot.
I wish that I was an all-powerful being capable of doing absolutely anything i flipping want.

Granted, but that thing always comes back.
I wish people would leave me alone

Granted, but you will never see another human in the rest of your life.
I wish people wouldn’t corrupt my wishes

Granted, but it only lasts for this one wish
I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but only for two hours.
I wish that I could have a really sweet pet cat.

Granted, but that cat has rabies.
I wish I could draw better than what I write.

Granted, but because now your writing is the worst in the world, not because your art is better.
I wish i didn’t have to make a wish.

Granted, instead you will get a curse.
I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but each thing you wish for you lose part of your soul.
I wish I had a pink candle

Granted, but the candle burns down your house and kills you and everyone you love.
I wish I could speak chicken.

Bokbockockccbock
I wish I knew every language on planet Earth, including animal.

Granted, but you also know how to speak idiot.
I wish dragons and unicorns were real

Granted, but so are zombies
I wish I had more fuzzy blankets to curl up in

You have been smothered by them.
I wish people wouldn’t post a reply before i can.

Granted, nobody will ever post a reply again
I wish it were summer

Granted, but it's always summer (which I personally wouldn't mind if it means I never have to see snow again)
I wish I wasn't so cold

You are in the sun
I wish i was a unicorn

Granted, but unicorns don't exist
I wish I could have unlimited good music