(This was a few days ago in math class. Also I go to a Catholic school)
Friend: (presses sin button on calculator a bunch of times)
Friend: (goes up to teacher)
Friend: Do you know what our Lord and Savior Jesus does?
Friend: He clears our sins (presses clear)
Teacher: Oh my land
"dude i got like a whole pencil mafia going up in here!"
This came from these two guy friends who sit at my table with my other friends
"DON'T TOUCH MY CHIPS YOU MICROWAVED HAMSTER"
One of my friends to her girlfriend: Hate to break it to you, but I'm a lesbian
legit me to my partner
"She should be named the macarena because I do her when I'm sad."
"Rawr, XD nuzzles pounces on you uwu you're so warm."
"Asterisk roar asterisk."
"so about the MAD"
kid raises hand "Line Plot.
"rabbits make carrots"
"YO its FIRE YO"
As the sodium reacts with the water, there's some fire. And then an explosion (not big, but there was water everywhere.)
"THAT WAS LIT"
steps on weird spider lookin' bug
"Oopsie, didn't see it."
"I stepped on that bug and it smells like grass over there now."
"I found a bug!"
Teacher: "That's where your concerns lie?"
in our house whenever someone asks "what time is it" we must answer "it's time for lunch" before giving them the correct answer
today in social studies one of my friends said that all the spanish immersion eighth graders should buy crocs
i heard one of the english language learners say "sans the skeleton"
i heard one of the english language learners say "sans the skeleton"
Oh no.
I heard some guy say "You smell like fortnite." After a few seconds he added. "I do too."
"You threw away the sacred chapstick!!"
I heard some guy say "You smell like fortnite." After a few seconds he added. "I do too."
i smell like beef
YOU'RE NOT SANTA! YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE!
Let me eat my Doritos in the middle of the road like a good friend
Baker's Wife: Raises her arm
Cinderella: Are we gonna FiGhT nOw??
two girls singing
"HeY Nikki you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nikki, hey hey, hey nik-"
third girl
WHO DREW ON MY CHROMEBOOK?!?
also @"NutEllaDraws is running out of creative usernames and may have to resort to Vine references (I LOVE YOU DOG)"
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YOU'RE NOT SANTA! YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE!
BEEF and CHEEEEESE
BEEF and CHEESE AND LEEEATUCE
"Okay but here me out: don't start a fire in the chem lab."
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
(This was a few days ago in math class. Also I go to a Catholic school)
Friend: (presses sin button on calculator a bunch of times)
Friend: (goes up to teacher)
Friend: Do you know what our Lord and Savior Jesus does?
Friend: He clears our sins (presses clear)
Teacher: Oh my land
yo @noahtheboa do this at your school kay
"Yeah? Well you look like a bike nugget!"
Kid: sprinting through the hall and then stopping very suddenly I just realized I don’t care about getting to class on time!
in the middle of finishing our unit test earlier today
me: finishes my test, pulls out folder to put stuff away, promptly spills my salad all over the floor
class: a few snickers
teacher: (without missing a beat) "that's not how you're supposed to toss a salad."
me:
class: laughs
for a spanish presentation we had to talk about the colleges we want to go to
me: speaks to teacher since my friend and i want to go to the same college, can we work together?
teacher: no, i'm sorry, because i doubt you'll want to study the same thing
me: looks at friend
my friend: looks at me
me: weeeelll actually, we both want to major in music production, so…
teacher:
teacher: oh, well in that case, still no
me: looks at friend and shrugs
my friend: dibs
we watched a video of two lynxes screeching at each other
one girl let's call her 's': they look like ned
me: omg you're right!
another girl let's call her 'h': OMG I HATE NED
class:
class: wtf r u talking about
me: you what now?
h: okay but [name] spammed photos of ned to me at 2am and he doesn't help my sleep paralysis!!
s: true, but you should be grateful
me: ned is a blessing
teacher:
teacher: okay guys let's move on
(this is ned):
in soccer class we sometimes have 'free gym' and play volleyball
me: [name] is literally hinata from haikyu!! he's everywhere at once and he's a shortie
friend: i haven't seen that, but yes, i agree, he's everywhere
a few days later
friend: OH GOD, mighty mouse is serving again
me:
me: did you just call [name] 'mighty mouse'?
friend: yes
me:
friend:
mighty mouse: runs across the gym
friend: whispers nyoom
sociology
teacher: yeah, they're cutting down the trees down there. the dead ones.
class: runs to the window to see
random kid: they just cut down a tree that was alive
teacher: walks up to the window
teacher: starts ranting about trees
teacher: they can clear out the dead ones, but if they touch my tree, i'm making us all go down there to hug it.
talking about ww2 strategies
teacher: so how do the british get supplies? does anyone know?
student 1: sending ships?
teacher: no, the german u-boats will destroy them. they've set up a blockade.
student 2: how about we go around the blockade?
teacher: german planes will spot them.
class:
teacher: anyone else?
class:
student 3: …i mean, we could just send ships and paint the wakes blue so they can't be seen.
teacher: kind of laughing just…paint–paint the wakes blue?
don't worry, his time came when we discussed how rommel (german tank commander) snuck around and got a bunch of tanks to the battlefield without being seen, when he just hid everyone in sand colored clothing, sheets, whatever, etc.
What the hell is a Ned?
At a school dance
Music: I don't know about you.
Me and a few friends: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO
…My brain immediately started screaming the lyrics to "22"… I was trying to forget about that song's existence, why would you do this to me?
Becuase I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.
What the hell is a Ned?