okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twicei almost tripped and crashed into him
OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS THERE DAMNIT IM SICK
YOU ALMOST CRASHED IN TO
THEO????
no wherever did you get that idea
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"They are a 5123-year-old being, they do not beg."
okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twicei almost tripped and crashed into him
OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS THERE DAMNIT IM SICK
YOU ALMOST CRASHED IN TO
THEO????no wherever did you get that idea
because he's your crush and i'm your mom and i know everything
Hey, hey, hey, get the non-related stuff out
You can discuss this in PM :3
"I'm not gonna pee in a cornfield!" - Kid in my mission trip group
"I'm not gonna pee in a cornfield!" - Kid in my mission trip group
wow
MOM TELL CHLORINE TO GIVE THE ELECTRONS BACK! ~ das wren after learning about polar covalent bonds
MOM TELL CHLORINE TO GIVE THE ELECTRONS BACK!
what the-
pm me
My baby sister just asked me for a taco but without the stuff in it, just the bun.
Kid: Swimming is better than forensics!
Drama Club Teacher: That's like comparing apples and blowtorches.
There are many high school band stories but one that's absolutely hilarious is when my friend Philip slipped on the football field when we marching and he got mud all over his bibbers. This is what happens when you march in Florida after a rain storm. XD
Me: walking back from having lunch with my old teacher, seeing a student trip another one. The girl stood up, brushing off her pants. I yelled "Kick him in the nuts!" Becuase I'm an asshole. The girl did and I'm so proud.
Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.
Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.
stan-
Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.
Oh god Now I want to burn people’s eyes with a cringey Waluigi X Wario fanficition…
We had this conversation in reading today. I don’t remember it exactly but I’m pretty sure it’s this:
Classmate 1: Is Asia a continent?
Teacher: Yes
Classmate 1: I thought it was a country
Classmate 2: It is. It’s in Africa
Classmate 1: It is?
Teacher: No, he’s just confusing you
(Stuff I don’t remember)
Teacher: It has a lot of countries in it, like China, Taiwan, (I forget all she said)
Classmate 1: I thought China was a continent
Random Math Kid: Ah, schnitzel
Other Random Math Kid: OuR LoRd aNd SaViOr JEEEZUS
Kid: Dances
Another kid: That was horrifying.
"what are you doing, stepbro????"
My dad told my baby sister to "Go bug Ella"… She ran into my room, tapped me on the shoulder, and screamed
your baby sister sounds like she’s adorable and also that she would be really fun/entertaining to babysit
"If I have it backwards, you can read my teeth like a manga"
"REMOVE THY TITS"
"You're such a mood"
"Unfortunately I'm not a good mood though"
"I will shove these papers down my throat to block my airpipe and die."
"Whoops, there go my ovaries."
"That's a mood tbh"
Ensemble: Waiting in the wings
Girl: Grabs this weird prison bars-looking gate
Girl: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
(Oh stars, I love that song.)
My friend who plays Morticia: This is such a bad relationship, why is this a thing?
Me: I dunno, I think the entire family needs child protective services and and a therapist.
Cinderella's Prince: Isn't smiling
Director: You need to smile during this part, you're happy!
Cinderella's Prince: Smiles
Jack: You need to smile with your eyes too, otherwise you just look like a serial killer.