WHALE

“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”

According to dogs, that is correct

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(During choir warmups with a lot of standing)
Kid 1: You make me want to shoot my kneecaps.
Kid 2: Everybody keep doing stretches!
Kid 1: Pew pew pew.

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“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”

As a Girl Scout I am triggered. I only kidnap adults, thank you very much (XD)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”

As a Girl Scout I am triggered. I only kidnap adults, thank you very much (XD)

My friend said this during Girl Scouts yesterday. We were making posters for our cookie booths and she started talking about kidnapping people

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…

Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungs

WHALE

i love this

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

how come the boron's upside down??

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February 12, 2019

"IT'S A NATION OF GENTLE MOSHERS!!!!"

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

look at the TV just look at it ScOOOOOOt

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

itwhichummmmmmmmmm
hello its me again you cants no excuseme that no WHY

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Me: "I'm a pretty nice person just not when I'm annoyed."
My friend: "But you're always annoyed."
Me: "Exactly"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Friend: I haven't even read Hamlet but I know that Hamlet is gay.
Me: I've read Hamlet and I can confirm he ain't straight.

@Wry_Wyvern

"I got a 69 on the pacer, yeet!"
"Get a 420 next time."

@CharBar

"I got a 69 on the pacer, yeet!"
"Get a 420 next time."

That reminds me
"Dude are you serious? We have to do the pacer today?"
My one athletic friend "Yeah I hate it."
me and the first kid: looks at athletic friend "You get a 90 on average shut the hell up."

@ravens

me and the first kid: looks at athletic friend "You get a 90 on average shut the hell up."

wh
what
how????

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

that's a stale pikachu

@gracehustle

"You remind me of a fuzzy grizley bear"

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"Be your own bitch, bitch."

@Wry_Wyvern

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT THAT IS MORE THAN JUST A MOOD, THAT IS THE BIGGEST OF MOODS

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT THAT IS MORE THAN JUST A MOOD, THAT IS THE BIGGEST OF MOODS

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT I AGREE WITH YOU x100!

@Kanaroli

"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY YOU CRANBERRY FUCKNUTS OR ELSE YOU GET HIT BY AN INSTRUMENT"
-A band kid from my class

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…

Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungs

WHALE

Update: She also likes to accidentally roast me

Me: Hey Emma! Who am I?
Emma: You're a big whale!
Me: No, I'm Ella…
Emma: WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!
Me: …
Emma: MOMMY, ELLA'S A WHALE!

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(Don’t care if it isn’t from high schoolers, it’s a teachers it still counts)
Teacher: I know that he loves you so much that every second of the class he needs to talk to you, but pull it together alright?
Me: shipping intensifies
Guy 1: What do you mean? I’m not gay!
Teacher: sure, then that’s why you never communicate with any girls and talk with only him, sometimes get a red face and yeah, you really think I can’t tell?
Guy 2: Well can we work in pairs?
Teacher: sighs just don’t make out, okay?

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