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@ElderGod-Carrots

“That’s just fucking perfect.” Eve muttered as she watched the ship collapse in on its self, dust flew around them and metal scraped against each other. She sighed a little then looked up at Jack and offered a tight lipped, small smile, “Uh, thanks for the help back there. I’d be dead if it wasn’t for you.”

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His was somehow even more forced. "Yeah. Need some help, I see."
Jack picked her up onto her feet. then sighed. ""You can't walk, can you?" It was less of a question and more of a blindingly obvious observation.
Shit, what a fucking day its been. And it's only fucking 12!

@ElderGod-Carrots

Eve rolled her eyes, “What gave it away, Sherlock? The fact that I just had a piece of metal through my leg? Wow you’re observant.” She huffed. Even though she knew she should play nice, it wasn’t in her nature to do so with a random ass stranger.

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Alright, whatever. One thing Jack wasn't was a taker of attitude. So, he simply stepped back, taking away the only thing that she was balancing on; him.
"Have fun, I guess," was what he planned to be the last thing he said to her as he headed back to the hole in the wall.

@ElderGod-Carrots

Eve landed with an oof, bracing her arms in front of her. She growled a little, twisting herself over only to hiss in pain. Right, her leg, "So you're just going to leave the only person you've seen in how long to die? Yeah, real smooth there buddy, real smooth." She sighed, shaking her head a little before starting on ripping her shirt for a make shift bandage.

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"If you're gonna have an attitude like that, I'm better off alone."
He was seriously not in the mood to argue, but a single peak out of the ship sent him scrambling back inside.
"Shit. Shitshitshit."

@ElderGod-Carrots

Eve stopped what she was doing and looked up quickly, "What? What's wrong now?" She asked, trying to make her way over to the ship, getting inside again would be the hard part.

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"Jiorg." That's all he had to say for her to understand. He began to fumble with something on his belt, then pulled off a small hexagonal device.
"We're gonna have to pack tight, so keep the complaining 'til after we get outta this." If we do, he thought to himself, pressing a button on the side of it and offering her his hand.

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He pulled her up to her feet and half-dragged her to a corner in the ship.
"Now, I mean fucking close. This was meant for one person."
He tossed the device on the ground and grit his teeth as the device made the same eeeEEEEE as the gun.
"Cloaking device. You're out of the affect zone."
Of course I gotta fucking cuddle with the bitchiest girl on the entire Earth as face-eating aliens knock on the door.
Maybe he was being a little rude, but he was not in the mood for this shit.

@ElderGod-Carrots

Eve rolled her eyes a little, pressing herself as close as possible to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck to get even closer though she hated it, “If you just wanted a hug from a beautiful woman you could have just asked.” Why me?

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"If you find one for me, then I will. Now shush."
Just then, a grotesque mix of a dog and a WWE wrestler poked its ugly head through the hole, letting out a snarl as it searched the area with it's eyes. Jack's hand rested on the pistol at his hip as his face drained of color. Jesus Christ, they're getting uglier every day.

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It began sniffing, dragging the rest of its body into the ship and towards the cockpit. Jack's eyes went wide as he saw the trail of blood leading up to the two, and made eye contact with Eve, sharing an Oh, shit look with her.

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Fuck it…… Jack slowly slid the pistol from his waist and pulled his arm over her shoulder to make it easier to aim. Then, after a deep breath in, he flipped his thump, sending a jet of plasma straight through the head of the alien. it feel to the ground, squirming like a bug stuck on its back as Jack continued to fire shots into it. It took 5 more to finally get it to sit still.

@ElderGod-Carrots

Eve pulled away after that, slowly, though, in case something else came in to try and kill them, “I’ve never seen one up close before…” She muttered. They’re uglier up close…

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"Yeah, they aren't very pretty." He holstered the pistol and picked up the cloaking device. "We gotta get going. There are bound to be more in the area."

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He groaned, staring up at the ceiling. "I guess I'mma have to carry you, then."

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He grunted, walking over to her. "I have a bunker a few miles west from here. It won't be that long of a walk, but we gotta go now. You ready?"
He offered his hand, functioning as an acceptable apology for now.

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He lugged her to her feet and slipped the pistol from his hip.
"Just flick your thumb on this switch and squeeze the trigger. I can't shoot and carry you at the same time."
Jack pressed it into her right hand before promptly picking her up and heading for the hole in the ship.
At least she's pretty, he thought to himself as he carefully stepped through the opening and back into the blazing desert that was once Nunavut, Canada, squinting through the dust the wind sent into his eyes.

@ElderGod-Carrots

"I never got your name, by the way," Eve said after a moment, shielding her eyes from the dust with one hand, "Can you tell me what it is?" She raised an eyebrow and looked up at him, tilting her head to the side just a little.