in the past two hours ive looked up:
shoplifting methods
how to join a gang
how to live on the streets
how to escape the police
how to evade capture
how does the foster care system work
how do con artists work
how to become a con artist
how to steal wallets from a person
how to convince someone you're innocent
how to act and look years older than your age
how to dye your hair
how to steal from a store
shoplifting tips
how to live off the land
how to run away
how to cross the country
how to hitchike
where do you have to hit to knock someone out
self defense methods
pressure points that make you fall asleep
badass music
do you need a adress to get a job
how do you pick a lock
kids who live on the street
I PROMISE THAT ITS FOR A BOOK OK
well its too late for that now
im just waiting for the fbi to virtually arrest me or smth
hahahaha ok so one time my sister was trying to figure out a way to kill of a character, and my sister, being herself, searched up "ways to die"
the suicide hotline came up
and she was using her school account. and they can see your search history but nothing actually happened i just thought it was really funny
But seriously, my search history is messed up too. Everyday is another episode on "I'm not crazy, just a writer."
"Everyday is another episode on "I'm not crazy, just a writer.""
thats the most relatable quote on this website
google that so your fbi agent knows
yeah, i probably should. can't be too careful
That all sounds fun.
Today I looked up the 10 types of necrophilia….
Ah… I have now been given a reason to go back through my search history for the past week.. My grandfather has also been kind enough to inform me that I’ve already been reported to the police, and my boyfriend is convinced I’ve been watchlisted.
And serial killers…. I've done research on them too.
Same, but then again I had to because I needed to help an old classmate with a lecture about serial killers. Plus I took Criminology
its amazing that writers havent been arrested yet
And each of us is likely a bit crazy (or certifiably crazy); I think we'd have to be to be able to come up with what we do! 😂
