basically an add on thread to the tell me stuff you heard middle/high school students say and the things you've heard your parents say one, kids edition because i have 3 younger sibling and BOY do they say some questionable things-
my little brother: [we're watching a youtube video, some guy's dancing in the background} "is he masturbating?"
"WELL YOU HAVE POOPY EYEBALLS-"
"you fat dumb head"
My sister: looks at me wearing a dressing gown Oh I thought you were pregnant.