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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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I just laughed when Elias absolutely hit his head on a shelf after I walked right under it. I was in a silly goofy mood and he injured himself like a big dummy 😂

This is what trying to exist in the same room with me and my fiancé is like. Good on you for enduring it Relsey. 😂

I once had to spend a solid 3 hours as the only big person in a room of 7 toddlers, compaired to that, it was nothing

My best friend since elementary (and currently boyfriend) just moved away to Texas and I feel so alone and heartbroken right now

Yall ever eat out of boredom? I mean, I have trouble eating, I really hate it, but when I am at that level… I just eat ALL DAY

My best friend since elementary (and currently boyfriend) just moved away to Texas and I feel so alone and heartbroken right now

You can pm me if u wanna talk about it more. I’m here for u fam.

Yall ever eat out of boredom? I mean, I have trouble eating, I really hate it, but when I am at that level… I just eat ALL DAY

Me 99% of the time at school

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

i have no idea what you're talking about but I will join you on that Viking conquest :)

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

Damn, now I want Waffle House.

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

i have no idea what you're talking about but I will join you on that Viking conquest :)

The more the merrier, Viking families were either by blood or adoption through conquest. I’ll adopt ya. Relsey was however the first adopted one. She gets elder sibling rights lol

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

i have no idea what you're talking about but I will join you on that Viking conquest :)

The more the merrier, Viking families were either by blood or adoption through conquest. I’ll adopt ya. Relsey was however the first adopted one. She gets elder sibling rights lol

Our enemies shall tremble and whimper in fear.

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

i have no idea what you're talking about but I will join you on that Viking conquest :)

The more the merrier, Viking families were either by blood or adoption through conquest. I’ll adopt ya. Relsey was however the first adopted one. She gets elder sibling rights lol

Our enemies shall tremble and whimper in fear.

They will not have the chance to whimper. Their fear shall keep them silent because they know if they cry out in agony or from fear their lives can be extinguished. A la Viking style

I swear if I have to listen to Raisin Toast by some obscure Waffle House band one more time I will snap and go on a whole Viking conquest

i have no idea what you're talking about but I will join you on that Viking conquest :)

The more the merrier, Viking families were either by blood or adoption through conquest. I’ll adopt ya. Relsey was however the first adopted one. She gets elder sibling rights lol

Our enemies shall tremble and whimper in fear.

They will not have the chance to whimper. Their fear shall keep them silent because they know if they cry out in agony or from fear their lives can be extinguished. A la Viking style

Tis true, All should fear. Except the Children, they're safe.

The children are safe, even if the majority of them treat me like garbage. I honestly would die for a toddler. Live ur life kiddo. I’ve seen enough of this place for a little bit. Lemme go win the gulag and then I’ll respawn. I just need a break.

I shall adopt all the kids of our conquest

Winter, didn't you adopt Abie the fluffy shep at some point?

The children are safe, even if the majority of them treat me like garbage. I honestly would die for a toddler. Live ur life kiddo. I’ve seen enough of this place for a little bit. Lemme go win the gulag and then I’ll respawn. I just need a break.

children are amazing, annoying, but amazing

Y'all give vikings a bad rap. We're not that scary

Winter, didn't you adopt Abie the fluffy shep at some point?

Yes I did. She’s been the guard shep since a while now

Y'all give vikings a bad rap. We're not that scary

Not true lol. My fiancé is Nordic (2nd Gen American Citizen) and I’m Scots Gaelic, (that interbred with Vikings waaaayyyy back when, Clan Gunn for the win). We celebrate our culture. And We make the joke that I’m the Viking mom who will take over the world one day. Although its starting to not look like a joke anymore.

Nah, its more like we'd discover over a whole new continent and then be like, eh I don't feel like it lesss go somewhere else

Wasn’t a continent, was a giant Island, and there were two. Greenland and Iceland. We liked Iceland so we named the other one Greenland to discourage anyone from settling Iceland because we liked it. However the Gaelic part of my family though the Vikings were too strong. We inadvertently got kidnapped and enslaved because of our stupidity, but we revolted and escaped and took the Nordic crown prince at that current time and married him off to the Scottish princess, in hopes of a super race of Nordgael children. (Nordic/Gaelic children) And it worked for a good few centuries before there were the true rise of clans and clan warfare, and then the fighting with the Picts.

The Vikings were pretty peaceful until someone messed with them. Then they were like I crave violence. That’s where the raiding and burning and pillaging come from. They were kind and gentle until their kindness was taken advantage of. And then they were like mmmmm how about some extra kindness? Let’s set your village on fire so you’re warm for the rest of your short life.

The children are safe, even if the majority of them treat me like garbage. I honestly would die for a toddler. Live ur life kiddo. I’ve seen enough of this place for a little bit. Lemme go win the gulag and then I’ll respawn. I just need a break.

children are amazing, annoying, but amazing

The children are safe, even if the majority of them treat me like garbage. I honestly would die for a toddler. Live ur life kiddo. I’ve seen enough of this place for a little bit. Lemme go win the gulag and then I’ll respawn. I just need a break.

children are amazing, annoying, but amazing

Agreed

Y'all give vikings a bad rap. We're not that scary

haha not all the time.
le gasp UR A VIKING TOO?!

May I join your viking conquest?

Wasn’t a continent, was a giant Island, and there were two. Greenland and Iceland. We liked Iceland so we named the other one Greenland to discourage anyone from settling Iceland because we liked it. However the Gaelic part of my family though the Vikings were too strong. We inadvertently got kidnapped and enslaved because of our stupidity, but we revolted and escaped and took the Nordic crown prince at that current time and married him off to the Scottish princess, in hopes of a super race of Nordgael children. (Nordic/Gaelic children) And it worked for a good few centuries before there were the true rise of clans and clan warfare, and then the fighting with the Picts.

I was talking about north america lol. Don't take me too seriously tho, I am not a historian

Y'all give vikings a bad rap. We're not that scary

haha not all the time.
le gasp UR A VIKING TOO?!

I am descended from the greats yes. But I only pillage on Tuesdays

Winter, didn't you adopt Abie the fluffy shep at some point?

Yes I did. She’s been the guard shep since a while now

Guard shep. I like that. Though mind you, if you set a shep to guard something, the shep can easily be bribed via sugar or belly rubs.