Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

@spacebluelily

"so you're saying that just because Woody looks creepy, you don't want him. But if he was pretty, you'd guys would be fighting over him."

@im-with-stoopid

Mar 25

"The faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road, so there's less accidents." - Friend, doing a Sonic imitation

@spacebluelily

Mar 26

"We don't know how Hispanic you are, so you can't pull the race card"
"I'm the greatest hoe you'll ever see to walk on earth"
"i dOnT fEeL lIkE hAwAIi … said no teen to ever exist."
" you should disown your daughter. if it were me and my dad told me that we were going to hawaii, i would have jumped into that car and tell him to hurry up"
"China is right next to Mexico, how dumb are you."

@FRANKtheTritoposaur

Mar 26

(my friend is activly trying to get out of going to Mexico for vacation BUT!!! its only so they can see the fucking epic eclipse happening over ohio in 2 weeks)

@Elise_Is_Permanently_Confused_And_Tired

Mar 26

(I WANNA SEE A COOL ECLIPSE AHHH)

@CaseyJ

Mar 26

"No I will not feel your feet" - random teacher in the hallway.

@Elise_Is_Permanently_Confused_And_Tired

Mar 28

"yes I'm racist. I know which bowl I want."

@IcarusFightsTheSun

Apr 05

"meaning… you put down your rock, and i put down my sword… and we try to kill each other like civilized people?"

"My mind? I've lost my mind. I've lost everything. The man I love. My best friend. Although now apparently he's got a new best friend. What's that about? What else is he hiding? Who's the real him? Who am I? A direct descendant of Gloreth? I never asked that! And now everyone expects me to arrest Ballister! And if I don't, I'm a traitor to you. But if I do, I'm a traitor to him! Oh, and on top of that, I chopped off his arm! His arm! Who chops off an arm? Because I was trained to?! ARM CHOPPING IS NOT A LOVE LANGUA-"