forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @GoodThingGoing group

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Nell, sitting and listening to the rain: I like the rain, it's peaceful
Therese: It'll help you clean up a murder.
Joan: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon!
Samuel: What is wrong with the both of you?

Jackson: Consider the following: seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called yeetbelts.
Geneva: Remind me never to get in your car again.

Oberon: I made tea
Titania: I don't want tea
Oberon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Titania: Then why are you telling me?
Oberon: It's a conversation starter
Titania: That's a lousy conversation starter
Oberon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

Nell: Where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store
Therese: Mumbles
Nell: What?
Therese: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!

Henry: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy.'
Geneva: I'm so sleepy of your shit.
Jackson: Yeah, I don't think you thought that through

Holly: Brian and I are getting our older brother a DNA test for his birthday this year.
Brian: Yeah, he's really into genealogy and that sort of thing.
Holly: Plus it's a free DNA test for us.

Ara: Andor, how would you pronounce this word?
Ara: *Shows him a piece of paper that says "au revoir."*
Andor: Australia revoir.

Andor: I made tea
Ara: I don't want tea
Andor: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Ara: Then why are you telling me?
Andor: It's a conversation starter
Ara: That's a lousy conversation starter
Andor: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

Holly: Consider the following: seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called yeetbelts.
Brian: Remind me never to get in your car again.

Crispin: Who the fuck
Frank: Language
Crispin: Whom the fuck
Frank: No

Dallas: What if mayonnaise came in cans
Andor: That would suck because you can't microwave metal…
Ara: Good morning to everyone except these two people

Adelia: Is there a reason the bathtub is on fire?
Leo: Oh, we're just doing a science experiment.
Adelia: What kind of experiment?
Crispin: We're going to see what happens when we light 5,000 dynamite sticks at the same time.
Adelia: Hmm. Fair enough. Just make sure you follow the scientific method.

Andor: Hello, Ara? Can you can you come over here? My hands are stuck in a Pringles tube.
Andor: Both hands, yes.
Andor: Look, it doesn't matter how I dialed the number, just come over and help!

Dallas: I was wondering if different shampoos taste different.
Andor: They do.
Dallas:
Dallas: Why did you say that with so much certainty?

Holly: Jumping out of the window is just short-term skydiving

Dallas: Wow, I need a drink.
Dallas: Pours apple juice into a shot glass

Alexander: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free.
Matthew: I think you're a terrible, terrible excuse for a human being. You're selfish and two-faced, and you'd drive this kingdom into the ground if you were king. Not to mention, you were a terrible parent to Leo.
Alexander: But-
Matthew: Wait, I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.

Holly: Pros of wearing black: Looks badass.
Holly: Cons of wearing black: Everyone can tell when I've eaten powdered donuts, or snorted cocaine.

Caleb: I just saw Gerard cry for five minutes and then his alarm went off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.
Gerard, off in the distance: It's called time management.

Taven: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Keyla: Raw toast.
Farli: Do you mean fucking bread?

Alice: Erica and I are getting Theo a DNA test for his birthday this year.
Erica: Yeah, he's really into genealogy and that sort of thing.
Alice: Plus it's a free DNA test for us.

Percy: I made tea
Alessandra: I don't want tea
Percy: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Alessandra: Then why are you telling me?
Percy: It's a conversation starter
Alessnadra: That's a lousy conversation starter
Percy: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

Jackson: I just saw Victor cry for five minutes and then his alarm went off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.
Victor, off in the distance: It's called time management.

Henry: Stares up at the stars
Richard: What are you doing?
Henry: Naming the stars after people I love.
Richard: Do I get a star?
Henry: You get the sun.

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Henry: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Richard: I'm stupid. Do me.
Richard:
Richard: Did I say it out loud?

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Marie: Cosette and I don't have pet names for each other.
Richard: So… do you know what bees make?
Marie: Honey?
Cosette, from the other room: Yes babe?
Richard: Don't lie to my face ever again.

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Richard: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Marie: You're 19

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Richard: Why is life so hard?
Henry: Don't worry, I know that this all seems unfair now. But someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this…
Henry: And get revenge.

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Henry: Go crawl in a ditch and die.
Marie: I hope you get hit by a bus.
Richard walks into the room
Marie: Aren't we great friends?
Henry: The best!
Richard smiles and leaves
Henry: I'm going to push you off a cliff.
Marie: Not if I push you first.

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Henry: [accidentally sets himself on fire]
Henry: I'm a flaming homosexual

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Marie: You literally love everyone.
Cosette: That's because everyone is worth loving.

Ezra, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Phillip, holding two milkshakes: I really wish I could be of more help.

JJ: Yummy, thanks!
Kidnapper, putting more duct tape over his mouth: Please stop eating it.

Haeil: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.
Haeil: A ray of hope for my other members.

Adrian: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Hyungwon:
Hyungwon: Why do you say the things that you say?

Matthew: I'm a confident driver.
Jack: You literally just ran over someone.
Matthew: Confidently.

Jaesung, trying a magic trick: Take a card, any card.
Maeng: [takes his credit card]
Jaesung: Wait

https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/poem#post_2232149

You've posted that EVERYWHERE and it's not relevant here in the slightest.

Robin: Yummy, thanks!
The Erl King, putting more duct tape over their mouth: Please stop eating it.

Robin: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Oberon: Why do you say the things that you say?

Darius, trying a magic trick: Take a card, any card.
Nich: Takes his credit card
Darius: Wait-

You've posted that EVERYWHERE and it's not relevant here in the slightest.

It's relevant everywhere I've made a scene or hurt people lately, in my opinion.

Henry: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Richard:
Richard: Why do you say the things that you say?

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Henry, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Marie, holding two milkshakes: I really wish I could be of more help.

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Cosette: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Marie: Raw toast.
Henry: Do you mean fucking bread?

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

You've posted that EVERYWHERE and it's not relevant here in the slightest.

It's relevant everywhere I've made a scene or hurt people lately, in my opinion.

It's really not. People have seen it. Back off.

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

(I just meant the casts in general lol, I bet that your four mains would vibe really well with my prequel babies!!)

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

(I just meant the casts in general lol, I bet that your four mains would vibe really well with my prequel babies!!)

(lol alright. Oof they probably would although Henry can and will pick their pockets at the earliest opportunity lmao)

Aristotle, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Douglas, holding two beers: I really wish I could be of more help-

Georgie: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Eleanor: Raw toast.
Christopher: Do you mean fucking bread?

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

(I beg your pardon, but this is the second time you've attempted to derail @PatienceKills' chat to focus attentionon yourself in some way. As someone who just wants to use this thread for its intended purpose, your behavior has been extremely rude not only to them but to the rest of us as well, and deleting your account won't change that fact. Please stop, not only for OP but for the others who are using this thread as intended.)

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

If you're deleting your account anyway, then it shouldn't matter if your link(which has been posted everywhere already) is deleted.

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

If you're deleting your account anyway, then it shouldn't matter if your link(which has been posted everywhere already) is deleted.

I didn't know that I fixed it and started a new thread