forum Favorite lines you've written/Finest character quotes

Started June 10, 2020 by @Jolyn

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"Oh don't worry he doesn't bi-", she looked over at her son, "just.. come on in.

This exchange makes me cringe sometimes but I think it's pretty funny. Comes after pretty tense moment for everyone.
“Oh, I have some eggs in my pocket, I just remembered.” Tavi exclaimed out of nowhere.
Everyone laughed, to varying degrees, with Rothos surprisingly being the most enthusiastic. He whinced and started to put a hand up to his scarred face shortly after.
“Is it your balls, Tavi?” Nim asked almost sincerely which made Alga truly laugh for some reason.
“No really!” Tavi said, pulling three eggs out of his pocket.
“Oh.” Nim said. “He was serious. I didn’t see that coming.”
“There were four but I think I dropped the other one.”
“Will they still be good?” Asked Nim, grinning. “After being in your pocket for god knows how long?”
“Should be fine, it was only a night.”
“We can eat them tonight.” Said Rothos.
“If Alga lets us have a fire…” Tavi said, scowling at her.
“Oh, I’m sorry, would you rather be shot?” Alga said.
Tavi cackled.
“Oh calm down.”

Quote from a 1000 year old sad boi: "No amount of sleep will cure me of this weariness. Not even death will ease my restless soul."

(probably a little more impactful if you know the context actually)

" I can't believe you're the one judging me when you're the one with that awful excuse for a style. " ~ My boi Maydey

"Oh don't worry he doesn't bi-", she looked over at her son, "just.. come on in.

I was confused about the mention of bisexuality then I realised that she was saying bite. I am an idiot

One of my favorites off of the top of my head is:
"If he's acting like a cat, I'm gonna treat him like one."

I love that for some reason

Kydrei took Yllmadaya’s hands into her own. “Yllmadaya, someday our past mistakes will catch up to us and we’ll have to face them. You can’t run forever.”
Yllmadaya pulled her hands away from Kydrei. “I’m immortal. I can run as long as I want to!”

The car swerved around the center statue, Luis shifting the gear. The engines roared as the group was pulled back by the g-forces. Hen was obviously having a difficult time getting into the locked phone, muttering German to himself.
"WOULD YOU HURRY UP?" Maydey screeched from the back of the vehicle.
"I'M TRYING, IT'Z KINDA HARD TO CENTER DIZ-"
"IS THAT AN EYEBALL?" Luis cried. Almost instantly his face turned pale. Hen was holding an eyeball over the camera, trying to access the lock. Blood dripped down his hands; but he didn't seem to care. Luis gagged.
"YOU'RE A VAMPIRE- WHY ARE YOU QUEEZY-" May snapped.
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE." Hen shook his head, bracing himself as the car turned with full speed.
Sky started ranting in Italian, flipping the two in the front seat off.
"I don't speak that." Hen waved her off.
Maydey ranted in French, flinching as Sky worked on his bullet wound.
"I don't speak that either-"

"The one and only Moonrock labs, the only Moonrock if you don't count the actual moon"

~Claire

"Hey Luce, whatcha drinking? Looks good whatever it is" Adders called from the other couch.
Lucian looked up, his focus snapping, "A banishing spell."
Adders cackled as Seedling piped up from the floor, "I don't think you're supposed to drink-"
"And what are you banishing, Luce?"
Lucian downed the rest of it like a shot, "My tits."

"You have a name? And it's JACOB?"

I went on a hunt for my favourite quotes

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Some Moukib quotes:
"I won't blame you for the fact that I'm easy to puncture. I will, however, blame you for using the fact that I'm easy to puncture as an excuse to stab me."
"I'm mad and disappointed."

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Keran:
"Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I'm not stupid enough to defy you."
“You are Meidanese. The Cold People. You are all like this.”
“No. You will never understand. You are beasts. Unruly, desperate beasts.”

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Ahmik quotes:
“They think I’ll be able to get information from you so they can go play soldiers with the Yrnans. They think I’ll play the part of their pet if they pay me enough.” - “Well, unfortunately for them I can’t be controlled with money.”
“Better hurry up, darling. They’re coming for you.”

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Kado:
“What was that anyway?” His voice dropped to a taunting, conspiratorial tone. “Were you trying to seduce me?”
“Oh…well there’s your problem, I didn’t even know you were trying to intimidate me.”
“Imagine being the one person who screams.”
“Don’t worry, I don’t plan to. This is far too gratifying.”

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Exchanges:
"Your faith in me is flattering but don’t overestimate my investment in your cause."
“I think you’ll find that my estimations are often correct, Prophet.”

"He's a witch."
"A bitch?"
"I very clearly said witch."

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Out of dialogue lines:

Moukib only released a vaguely patronising breath.

Kado found himself wondering how on Korrei this creature was a god.

She gets on horse and rides towards the mountains where she finds a camp of which she knows not the nature. She wonders what the fuck the fuck is going on and end scene.

Naomi: "A .338 up its ass or cloaca or whatever the fuck it has staggered the fucker. It should have fucking splattered."

Brandee: “I have two broken fingers that can testify to the existence of things that aren’t supposed to be real."

Naomi, after not having seen CJ in years: "Suck me from behind, you one-eyebrowed squid fuck!"
CJ: “When I heard what had happened, I bought you a box of chocolates. A dozen high-quality bars, with natural tints and flavors added to most of them, which I had to have specially made at a significant expense. And this is the thanks I get?”
Naomi: "They were in the shape of crayons, you asshole!"
CJ: “Well, I needed to make sure that you’d recognize them as edible!”
Naomi: "God, I fucking missed you."

“You really weren’t kidding about the long afternoon of walking” Chilli grumbled, elbowing Avalla in the ribs gently.
“Yeah, I never kid” Avalla kidded, elbowing Chilli back.
"You kids are an ungratefull bunch" Husdon said doing his best impression of an old man. "This is the best form of excercise"

"Seriously, Beck? Reverse reverse reverse reverse phycology? How many goddamn reverses are they going to throw at us?" -Amber Callidus
"What? He's sus!" -Saffron Adams (homicide detective who lowkey doesn't know what she's doing)
"Tough luck, douche." -Jackie Korman (to a murderer)
"I hated learning. I hated people. Learning with people? Pretty much my worst nightmare." -Jackie Korman
"You brought a curling iron to school?" Asked Ryder disbelievingly. "And you didn't?" -Ryder Hail and Bianca Roose
"Ryder was jubilant in her Bob Ross costume, and she pointed out every pine and maple on our way to the party as “happy little trees”." -Jackie Korman

"Hey Luce, whatcha drinking? Looks good whatever it is" Adders called from the other couch.
Lucian looked up, his focus snapping, "A banishing spell."
Adders cackled as Seedling piped up from the floor, "I don't think you're supposed to drink-"
"And what are you banishing, Luce?"
Lucian downed the rest of it like a shot, "My tits."

This

"No, no! This is actually great, Dunn! We can eliminate half of the suspects with this," Lupo exclaimed excitedly, busying his hands by grasping at the edge of his varsity jacket.
"How?" Dunn asked, his eyes cautiously raking over the mauled, nude body splayed out on the bed. "I don't think we're gonna find our killer by process of elimination."
"No, but it's a start!" Lupo reached into his satchel, pulling out a folder that he began rifling through. "The autopsy report indicated that the victim was killed mid-coitus. All signs left on the body pointed to it being consensual. Therefore," Lupo paused, raising his eyebrows expectantly, as though waiting for Dunn to finish the thought. Upon receiving no response other than a dumbfounded stare, Lupo sighed heavily and continued. "Therefore, the killer must've been someone she was attracted to. If we can figure out whether Miss Scott was heterosexual or homosexual, we can determine the physical sex of our killer!"
"That's a great thought, Lupo. Really bright. There's just one problem with it," Dunn said slowly, casting a wary glance towards the body. "What if she was… like, bisexual? What would we learn from that?"
"Well, Dunn, we would learn that she was bisexual."

Bonita:
"HOLY MOTHER IVAN!!!"
"I just wish I could go home and play video games."
"STAY BACK! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"Are you real."
"JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!"
"I guess were both wrong."
"I'll do my best."
"I knew no one would care."

Valerie
"Well lookie here, It's little miss sheep."
"Well, I mean there have to be something wrong with a person get off to being abused."
"Get off your ass and move."
"I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat."

Lmao, these are gold!

Desmond upon being misgendered by the same person for the 5th time in the same conversation: “i swear if you call me she one more time, i will flay you alive and use your empty skin as a flag and warning to my enemies.”

“We can’t do that!” Said Cixin.
“Why not?” Asked Simon.
“Think of the children!”
“We have children?” Asked Seb in a confused tone of voice.
“We are the children!” Cixin shouted, putting one hand on his heart.

The nurse looked to Vivian. “Are you responsible for this child?”
“I just met him half an hour ago, of course not.” The nurse turned to look at the doctor, and one could practically see the stars in his eyes. He had barely opened his mouth when she said,
“No, you cannot adopt a child you just met.”

“Can i have a sammich too, chicken nugget?” Asked Nora.
“Sure, but you’re making it yourself,” said Æhufft after a moment of grumbling about his nickname.
“But I’m too laaaazzzzyyyy,” Nora sighed.
“What a shame,” he said, patted her head, and walked away. Nora attempted to grab his hand, but he was out of reach.
“Noooooo. Sammich..” she whined.

Æhufft: “Now, go to sleep, or I will haunt your dreams when you finally do go to sleep.”

“HOL UP!” Nora interrupted. “I SEE THE LIBRARY!”
Æhufft sighed exasperatedly. “Of course you do, we’ve been circling it for twenty minutes!”
“So, like what if-“ began Nora,- “we were to jump off Qukeo, and land on the roof of the library. Then, we go into the library, and you and Qukeo went to find a landing spot, and met up with us later?”
“That’s it!” Said Æhufft.
“Woah, wait, really? I didn't think you’d agree with that,” said Nora.
“No, of course you won’t be jumping off here!”

Nora:”be resonable!”
Liam: “reasonable, my ass!”

Pumpkin guts grabbed brunette and stuck a crossbow at her neck. “I hope this librarian is important to somebody, or else I’m killing her.”
“I always knew you were trustworthy,” said the librarian.

“I’m not letting that monstrosity out of my sight for an instant,” snapped Liam, pointing at Kiuysa.
“What if I have to pee? Are you going to stare at me while I pee? That’s ungentlemanly,” said Kiuysa.
“That’s a dumb question,” said Liam
“But i really need to go, so you’re going to need an answer for that,” said Kiuysa

Æhufft: “Did anything burn down while we were gone? Or meet its untimely demise in another way?”
Sami: “Your trust in my capabilities has been noted. No, nothing is broken. Would you like a scarf?”

[note: soup is the name of a pet bird][also note: æhufft is a human with wings]
“I don’t like soup. Or Soup. Soup eats my plants,” said Æhufft.
“Soup’s a cutie! And he helps with tummy aches!” Said Nora, abandoning her previous train of thought.
“Soup. Eats. My. Plants,” he said, pointing to various potted plants.
“Yeah, and so does Sami, but you love him anyways,” said Nora.
“Sami does wHAT?!?!?” Æhufft shouted, turning to look at Sami.
“So, I think I’m going to go back outside,” said Sami weakly, walking towards the door.
“OH NO YOU DON’T!” Æhufft squaked, flying after him.
“Noraaa, why did you tell him?” Sami whined.
“I figured he knew,” she shrugged, with an insincere expression. “It’s not like you were very stealthy about it. Also, stop framing Soup.”

Simon Collins upon hatching his pet duckling from an egg:
“I’m a mama!” He cheered quietly, cupping the duckling in his hands.
“Aren’t you a boy?” Asked Samantha.
Simon looked her dead in the eyes and said, “the word ‘daddy’ has been sexualized too much. I’m a mama now.”

The same convo as before
Simon: “I think I’ll name him Cupcake.”
Sam: “… I’m sorry, cupcake?!?!”
Simon: “were you expecting something violent?”
Sam: “well, yeah?”
Simon: “clearly you don’t know me as well as you thought.”
Sam: “i met you last week and all i know is you’re a gay emo bitch.”
Simon: “no jesse’s a gay emo bitch I’m- oh god, I’m a gay emo bitch.”